Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
emtgirl513 0
theres always threesomes :)
erika468 0
one time i heard on TV that u have to know whether the guy is good in bed or not before getting married with him....Just encase......i bet he would get better sooner or later
bethannieannie 0
ummm my parents waited, and i have 7 brothers and sisters.....
shadowsbane 0
Whoop dee ******' doo. You want an award?
nsjohnson 2
and that's why you don't wait
viper37 0
you made the right decision. Be patient and help him get better!
rachael_erin 1
Wow you are such a bitch. No one is amazing at sex their first time, everyone sucks. Getting good at it takes practice. I'm sure you sucked too but you dont see him complaining about it.
artsyfox 3
It's not the end of the road, it just gives you the oppertunity to teach him some good lessons n have fun!
mtc4ever 0
he'll get better. if you loved him you'd know this and take it into consideration. obviously he doesn't know what he's doing, but he will. if he was good, I'd be worried he broke the oath and cheated. or was just really lucky. but seriously, I hope he writes an fml like this about you.
KrustX 0
Stop complaining. You should be happy he's horrible since it shows he didn't go practice with anyone else. I say F his life for having you. You ungrateful woman.
xRancidx 0
wait how woudl u know he's terrible if its ur first time too i mean you cant really compare it to anything
Theo_fml 0
Tell him what you'd like him to do then and stop whining ffs.