Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
royboh 0
Tell him what to do, you idiot.
freethinker09 0
that's what you get for pledging abstinence. stupid Christians.
Nitsuaaa 6
Agreed.
JokingJoe 0
ydi ydi ydi. get your ass out of church and into reality.
ChantingMonk 0
that's the problem with you ******* religous people. purity dosent symbolize shit so it's not worth saving you retards
aruss721 0
oh my gosh! tye best sex is when you've had time to figure out what the othe person REALLY enjoys and what works for the both of ya. besides, how do you know he's not think te same about you!
ChristianVballer 0
I think y'all made the right choice. he might get better.
nikki408 0
I fear that would happen to me! But he'll learn!
beelz44 0
To be technical, and this goes for all of the posters....it said "WE" decided to pledge not to have sex before marriage. Therefore...both him AND her haven't had sex yet. They pledged to each other not to have sex before married. It does not say "we pledged to not have sex with each other until marriage". It says "pledged to not have sex". Period. Both of them went into the marriage virgins.
i8skittles 0
Well you figure he's bad. How do you know if you were still supposedly a virgin? And if he was still a virgin at that point, well every virgin guy is terrible. Get used to it.
AntonioDB 0
that's why you should always try before you buy!
brianjman14 23
op i think it's ridiculous to not have sex atleast once b4 getting married. how would u know u both r compatible in bed?