Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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Top comments
robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
Masii 3
We can see whos first time it was and whos wasnt haha
ezzyesmie 0
teach him :)
coletrain11 5
Mad cuz bad.
scarecrow13 0
You didint let him practice
kelaine 4
The first time is always terrible. Practice makes perfect. And you were probably terrible too. Just saying.
22cute 17
Thats why waiting is not a good idea. Virginity and a lifelong commitment is a real bad combination
haruhiotakufan16 7
Interesting fact about that. Many studies show that the people most satisfied with sex are people who waited until marriage. Why? Because they have nothing else to compare it to. Look it up
hiddenpoet 0
These kinda fmls are just stupid it's not an fml if your husbands bad in bed as long as you love him that's all that matters
dannypete 3
Did you expect a pro?
allisenmae 6
you've gotta test drive it before you own it.
emily_choxly 0
Hey stop complaining. Maybe that's what he thinks of you. But he didn't put it on FML!!