Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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sunnybones 0
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. FYL
bymi 1
Then don’t wait for marriage. Duh.
babylove137 0
Youh Have Time Death Do Youh Apart For Him To Get Better:)
samadams42 0
rock the boat and take it in the throat thats my motto
Rbuckyfuller 0
Be honest with him. And figure out what you like and have him do it. You guys will be fine if you are honest with each other.
Rbuckyfuller 0
Be honest with him. And figure out what you like and have him do it. You guys will be fine if you are honest with each other.
alleycat312 0
if it was his first time ever i can guarantee he will get better with time :) just be patient with each other
Slayde69 0
Well maybe if you woulda gave him somethin to work with...
kittydidit 0
i strongly disagree - people are NOT all naturally bad the first time...however, it is possible to learn each other's bodies and improve substantially. So just work with him and try for that one! lol (Good luck)
delicatedarkness 0
as Samantha from sex and the city once cleverly said in the same situation: "honey, before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive!"
acb3 0
if both of you lost your virginity then, it's no big deal... learn, experiment, and grow together. If you are both experienced you totally deserve it!!! it's okay to buy a new car without a test drive, but never buy a used car without one. You never know what the previous owner put it through!