Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
pink_bambi 0
he will get better
Espeland 0
of course hes bad the first time! and since both og you are prude, im guessing it wont Get better because you Are both too shy to make an effort or do something other than misionary position;) fyl
AtRoCiiOuSsS 0
This is Nucking Futs!
laideehawk 6
Most people suck the 1st time. Buy a copy of the Kama Sutra or something and f**k each other until you both can't move. At least he's got the equipment and he didn't whip out a vajayjay or something!
HBubble 3
YDI for waiting
ash92_fml 0
People who wait until they're married are LAME. It's just sex!!! YDI OP.
LifeSucks102 0
People who don't wait until marriage are LAME. It's sex. See how bad generalizations are?
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
well if he was a virgin of course he was, doesn't mean he can't get better.
ocean_eyes 0
serves you right for not having sex before. sexual chemistry is a huge deal.
choon_blaze 2
U should have had sex before
bballref224 0
how do you know that he's the terrible one?