Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
r00 0
what did you expect! SERIOUSLY?
kismet_fml 0
get on top and take control darling. Everyone needs a little training. You'll match up in time.
xoerica9 0
How can you compare it, if you've never done it before?
tonythetiger07 0
you're a bitch
krakenfromthesea 0
Seriously? Everyone sucks at it their first time. My husband and I waited too, the first time was bad for both of us, it's been a month, and now sex ROCKS. Get a sex manual. Read it together. Go at it until you figure it out, we thought learning together was awesome.
me_sanchez 0
your fault now you have to live with it
nullfactor 0
First time... and you expected it to be perfect? You've been watching too many pornos, or something. Teach him a few tricks, experiment, find out what works for him and TELL him what works for you. Don't expect him to be a mind reader. 99% of good sex is COMMUNICATION. Without it, there is no way he is to know what you like and what you dislike. For being impatient and having too high of expectations, YDI!
tomtjl 0
i think she meant the first time with each other. that doesn't mean they're both virgins.
loveisoverrated 0
FYL!
0gracefulgirl0 2
All you guys that are saying its impossible, or stupid to wait until marriage are aweful. I can totally understand your reasons, but i feel that if you absolutly love someone and want to marry them and b with them forever then y would you give up something that amazing just because the sex is bad. I think if you are married you should be able to talk about it, and theres always time to practice and make it good. Waiting for marriage is a great thing and I'm going to do it.