Treat yourself!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 10:00

Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML
I agree, your life sucks 665
You deserved it 168

Same thing different taste

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That's the least disturbing bodily fluid to be left on a massage table. Precious bodily fluids...

For what it’s worth, as much as it sucks for you, I doubt that it’s the first time something similar has happened to them.

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For what it’s worth, as much as it sucks for you, I doubt that it’s the first time something similar has happened to them.

don't feel bad one bit most masseuses consider that a compliment

That's the least disturbing bodily fluid to be left on a massage table. Precious bodily fluids...