By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
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sarah8909 0
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Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

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BlackWolfVII 0
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Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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BlackWolfVII 0
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Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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jenn9854 0

did it work?!

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hahahawow 0
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assume the book just happened to fall open like that-- it's better for everyone involved

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mwali02 32

Let's be real... He just wanted to touch your butt and thighs. Is there a problem with that? I bet you *both* felt amazing afterwards... And in a relationship, that's a good thing! No FML here OP! :)

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cnhd 0

ha-i like that

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sarah8909 0
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Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

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BaldOuting 0
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there are massages for that?

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Kervik 0
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Most massages will get rid of un-needed body deposits. My mother owns a beauty salon. :O Anyway, to the OP, what's so bad? He helped you get rid of the cellulites, gave you a massage, you were with him, he was with you-I'm not really getting the whole 'FML' aspect here.

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guitardedman 0
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so your man wants you to look better and take care of you get over it... if there is a way to make a woman more attractive while pleasing her and your boyfriend is willing to do that, then accept it

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AntiChrist7 0

you're fat=> your fault. your boyfirend tries to help you and you complain=> YDI

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Ragdux 0
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hahah he was trying to help.......

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wut_fml 0
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Well, he better get used to it. You can't get rid of cellulite. You can temporarily decrease its appearance for a short period of time, but it'll always come back. Even all those fancy salon treatments and surgeries will NOT permanently get rid of it. Sorry - just the way many people's bodies are #9 - Cellulite =/= being fat. I know girls who are rail thin twigs who still have lots of cellulite, and there are some heavy girls with completely smooth skin. It's not about how much fat you have, but rather how the fat is deposited under the skin. Most women have it, so men might as well learn to get used to it.

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