Miscellaneous: Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself.... - FML

By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 7:24

personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)

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Saturday 21 February 2009 2:14

embarrassing...

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Monday 9 March 2009 7:24

personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:38

LMAO! PWNED

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 22:17

BBBBAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU SUCK SO BAD! you make me look like a saint! HhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i just got done crying...and laughing like a highena for 10 minutes! roflmao! fuck your life!

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Saturday 27 March 2010 23:23

I'm really surprised you didn't say "Fuck you're life."

cageddreamz 4

Sunday 24 October 2010 17:24

lol

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Thursday 16 April 2009 4:40

LOL!

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Saturday 21 January 2012 22:56

Your comment and picture go together very well

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Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:06

LOL #8 but like if its your own cousin or sibling...thats just fucked...

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Monday 27 February 2012 23:03

But it is ok if it is your parents or grandma?

fullstrength 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:11

how can you dream of that kind of shit when your in a room full of your relatives

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Thursday 27 September 2012 2:43

How can you control your dream??? Your dumb question..:))

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Sunday 4 January 2015 22:04

You can't control a dream unless it's a lucid dream. And this most likely wasn't

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Saturday 6 June 2009 0:17

THAT IS HILARIOUS

ericavel 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 8:33

Hahahahaha seriously made me cry laughing. This is by far the funniest FML I have EVER read.

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