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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By frankrizzo / Sunday 1 February 2009 17:29 / Canada

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By unimportant | 0

#22995 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:24

personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..

By NotSprinkles | 0

#1039 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)

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By NotSprinkles | 0

#1039 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:36

LOL!!!! In the future, it'd probably be best not to sleep in front of your relatives. :)

By Sipos | 0

#4679 - Saturday 21 February 2009 02:14

embarrassing...

By unimportant | 0

#22995 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:24

personally i would have shot myself after that but very interesting..

By Ivy_fml | 0

#25602 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 01:38

LMAO! PWNED

By __susan__ | 0

#113965 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:17

BBBBAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOU SUCK SO BAD! you make me look like a saint! HhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! i just got done crying...and laughing like a highena for 10 minutes! roflmao! fuck your life!

VacuumNinja | 0

#969519 - Saturday 27 March 2010 11:23

I'm really surprised you didn't say "Fuck you're life."

cageddreamz | 4

#1595399 - Sunday 24 October 2010 05:24

lol

By popcorncomics | 0

#115125 - Thursday 16 April 2009 04:40

LOL!

amanda_d95 | 8

#3920958 - Saturday 21 January 2012 10:56

Your comment and picture go together very well

By wwword | 0

#129390 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 03:06

LOL #8 but like if its your own cousin or sibling...thats just fucked...

ndvorsky | 4

#4097864 - Monday 27 February 2012 11:03

But it is ok if it is your parents or grandma?

By fullstrength | 0

#137809 - Friday 24 April 2009 12:11

how can you dream of that kind of shit when your in a room full of your relatives

Funkymunky1511 | 4

#4976458 - Thursday 27 September 2012 02:43

How can you control your dream??? Your dumb question..:))

Puffpie | 23

#6162783 - Sunday 4 January 2015 10:04

You can't control a dream unless it's a lucid dream. And this most likely wasn't

By PokeyStix | 3

#272224 - Saturday 6 June 2009 12:17

THAT IS HILARIOUS

By ericavel | 0

#288899 - Wednesday 10 June 2009 08:33

Hahahahaha seriously made me cry laughing. This is by far the funniest FML I have EVER read.

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