Intimate moments: Too dry

Too dry

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 20:00

Today, I spent the evening with my new wife at the doctor’s because she thought she had a UTI. The doctor sent the nurse to talk to us because he was too embarrassed to tell us that we just needed to use more lube. FML

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ahabsfan 15

Saturday 22 February 2020 20:02

Or try foreplay.

Tom O'Halloran 9

Sunday 23 February 2020 4:34

son, you just gotta learn to lick that kitty...

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ahabsfan 15

Saturday 22 February 2020 20:02

Or try foreplay.

Ol Reemo Williams 2

Sunday 23 February 2020 1:21

She got dry cooch 😂🤣

Tom O'Halloran 9

Sunday 23 February 2020 4:34

son, you just gotta learn to lick that kitty...

JLS 4

Tuesday 25 February 2020 1:42

I assure you no nurse is embarrassed the say that. The doctor gives you the diagnoses dumb ass

slhiggx 17

Wednesday 14 April 2021 21:18

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