FML : Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely...

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By la poisse / Wednesday 19 November 2008 05:59 / France

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By roseglass6370 | 0

#39628 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:28

Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

By junkinmahcranium | 0

#347989 - Sunday 28 June 2009 3:53

Don't they knock anymore?

All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world.

Very sorry for you, OP. D:

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By roseglass6370 | 0

#39628 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:28

Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

Boomi | 38

#6689573 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 18:17

Doctors might not care, but the patients do.

By inlimbo11 | 0

#42166 - Thursday 19 March 2009 5:41

yeah, nothing to worry about on that one. no fml here.

By markh110 | 0

#70862 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:54

Nah, you're fine, doctors see a LOT worse every day :)

By Orit | 0

#159930 - Friday 1 May 2009 18:00

Doctors see worst things, nothing to sweat about

stitesy29 | 18

#5626678 - Wednesday 14 August 2013 6:12

*worse

By vampirate | 0

#161266 - Saturday 2 May 2009 3:32

yikes :/ but yeah, they don't even think twice about that stuff. but still, that's really embarrassing for you :(

oh well, shit happens.

By DaMirrorLink | 0

#222894 - Saturday 23 May 2009 16:15

im surprised they didn't insert a catheter

ckydc | 0

#976121 - Thursday 8 April 2010 3:47

my sister had one.. shes seven

alex_cutie | 0

#1005769 - Monday 24 May 2010 18:43

those hurt like hell I had one when I was 10

ChelsiiBabee | 5

#3898912 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 15:59

I had one when I was 12. WORST THING EVER!

OneNightStander | 6

#4155773 - Monday 12 March 2012 21:09

Wtf is that?

heygirlie777 | 21

#4753818 - Tuesday 31 July 2012 5:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5462732 - Wednesday 24 April 2013 5:18

NO!!! NO YOLO!!!! DIE SWAG-SCUM!!!

By BlueLettuce | 0

#244159 - Saturday 30 May 2009 7:02

Oh this reminds me of a situation on my way to grand canyon in a car, gotta post it up soon :p

By nnchronic2001 | 0

#263287 - Thursday 4 June 2009 2:26

I don't get it, you said "good looking guy" but you got imbarrased??????

TheLad69 | 2

#5752990 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 9:22

she got embarrassed because she was doing her buisness as he walked in and because he's 'good looking' she got embarrassed

By mahaya_fml | 0

#264225 - Thursday 4 June 2009 5:35

No dur she was embarrassed 10 that hilarious I can just c u peeing and a hit dude walks in LOL besides he's a doc he's prob done surgerys way grosser than that don't sweat chill out