By la poisse - 19/11/2008 05:59 - France

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
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roseglass6370 0

Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

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junkinmahcranium 0

Don't they knock anymore? All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world. Very sorry for you, OP. D:

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roseglass6370 0

Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

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Boomi 38

Doctors might not care, but the patients do.

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inlimbo11 0

yeah, nothing to worry about on that one. no fml here.

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markh110 0

Nah, you're fine, doctors see a LOT worse every day :)

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vampirate 0

yikes :/ but yeah, they don't even think twice about that stuff. but still, that's really embarrassing for you :( oh well, shit happens.

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DaMirrorLink 0

im surprised they didn't insert a catheter

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ckydc 0

my sister had one.. shes seven

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alex_cutie 0

those hurt like hell I had one when I was 10

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ChelsiiBabee 5

I had one when I was 12. WORST THING EVER!

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heygirlie777 21

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BlueLettuce 0

Oh this reminds me of a situation on my way to grand canyon in a car, gotta post it up soon :p

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nnchronic2001 0

I don't get it, you said "good looking guy" but you got imbarrased??????

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TheLad69 2

she got embarrassed because she was doing her buisness as he walked in and because he's 'good looking' she got embarrassed

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mahaya_fml 0

No dur she was embarrassed 10 that hilarious I can just c u peeing and a hit dude walks in LOL besides he's a doc he's prob done surgerys way grosser than that don't sweat chill out

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junkinmahcranium 0

Don't they knock anymore? All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world. Very sorry for you, OP. D:

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