By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 12:00 - United States - Arcade

Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary is closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now everytime I pee, It not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom... FML
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jbuckets_404 38

OP isn't self-diagnosing. The Urgent Care doctor already informed her that it's an allergic reaction, not a UTI as OP initially thought and thus an antibiotic (therefore presumably) **wasn't** prescribed. As for avoiding an allergic reaction in the future, OP will need to try out different brands of condoms (and lubes). Boy, that'll be "FUN" and not in a good way - until/ if ever she succeeds. Otherwise, there's the Pill, IUD, and b/c arm implant. Good luck, OP!

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hellphone_fml 37

She can probably rub it on a small section of her arm. She should still have a reaction but then in a more reasonable place

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purplepixie23 16

Allergies and infections are 2 completely different things so quit self diagnosing and don’t take unnecessary antibiotics.

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colderthanyou 15

Wtf can you read? She thought it was a UTI and was told at urgent care that it’s an allergic reaction

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jbuckets_404 38

OP isn't self-diagnosing. The Urgent Care doctor already informed her that it's an allergic reaction, not a UTI as OP initially thought and thus an antibiotic (therefore presumably) **wasn't** prescribed. As for avoiding an allergic reaction in the future, OP will need to try out different brands of condoms (and lubes). Boy, that'll be "FUN" and not in a good way - until/ if ever she succeeds. Otherwise, there's the Pill, IUD, and b/c arm implant. Good luck, OP!

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hellphone_fml 37

She can probably rub it on a small section of her arm. She should still have a reaction but then in a more reasonable place

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julfunky 29

I’m surprised you’re JUST finding this out.

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RichardPencil 30

Every time you pee? Clean out your hoo-hah so you won’t have nasty condom stank in you.

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iceberg 10

Richardpencildick strikes again

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colderthanyou 15

vaginas self clean. Take some Benadryl, and the reaction will go away

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weeping_willow 25

It’s funny that you think that the place urine comes out and the place a penis goes in are the same thing. Cleaning the ****** out will not change the way the urine smells. And don’t clean out your ******, it does that by itself.

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Amanda Jaworski 23

^ This. But since the d goes in the v and not the u, I don’t understand why OP’s urine smells any different to usual, due to an allergy and not some sort of infection, in a different bodily location?

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tranced_ 45

Let's just hope the weddings not anytime soon..

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Charlie Given 26

Ya it sucks being allergic to lubes,plain KY brand and Astro glide are very hypoallergenic OP so good luck

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blondie45 21

Use coconut or olive oil instead of lube. Recommended by gynae...

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boopingsnoot 24

Sliquid H2O is a good hypoallergenic lube, and the brand makes various other types (flavored, silicone, etc). Found their “naturals” lube to be a bit irritating tho.

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sallygee 9

so this was the first time you and your fiance had sex? or used a condom? it seems kinda late in the game to discover you're allergic.

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