More haste, less speed

By Mom. - 07/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was rushing to get my 4 month-old daughter out of the car because I had diarrhea and need to get to a toilet ASAP. In the process of leaning in the backseat to grab her car seat, I smacked my head on the door hard and almost knocked myself out. Now I have a giant knot on my forehead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 730
You deserved it 85

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TeaTimeAbyss 12

If it's any consolation, at least you're a good parent for prioritizing your kid!

I'm sure you crapped your pants.

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TeaTimeAbyss 12

If it's any consolation, at least you're a good parent for prioritizing your kid!

But did you make it to the toilet? Don’t leave us hanging!

I'm sure you crapped your pants.

Mom: So when they took you to the hospital, did you have on clean underwear? OP: Not anymore...

But did you make it to the toilet?