box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
courtneynaked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Arab Emirates
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
woodchuck0022
Canada
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
Theplayachick_fml 0
Hmmm I guess some pussys do flap in the wind omg gags I think I just threw up in my mouth....
xSynergY 8
********-Rex .. See what I did there?? Yea w.e
jessesgirl14 16
Or clitasaurus Rex...
massnerder420 4
This one made me sad for MY ******. ouch.
robc32ca 4
And that's why you a) wear underwear b) wash cloths before wearing them
cinderella10383 6
You mean wash clothes not cloths and do you not try clothing on before you buy it and wash it?
fadingfaith 4
What does washing her clothes have to do with this?
biglittlehead 12
Someones got some saggy pussy lips
n_bolt 0
Transexual?
moviefreakXD 0
thats ******* hilarious
NirvashType0Spec 7
Arent you supposed to wear panites before using jeans??
cinderella10383 6
You don't use jeans you wear jeans just an F.Y.I not sure where you live but in the U.S we wear jeans
ArcticPuppet 0
Oh well, looks like you don't have to shave now.
TipOfTheHat 10
Obviously there is room for improvement! Sorry "room" was the wrong word!