Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught... - FML

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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ritzbits 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

Rdvlvt 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:54

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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doktorjackal 3

Friday 21 October 2011 10:16

beef curtains

wellinever 5

Friday 21 October 2011 10:17

Smells like fly fishing.

D3athT3ch 4

Friday 21 October 2011 10:30

sounds legit

SHIPSx 2

Friday 21 October 2011 10:36

fap fap fap.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 21 October 2011 10:41

Your doing it wrong. What kind of parents did you have? What country are you living in? Try wearing panties that's f ing gross. So the next person tries them on and gets your muff crap on them? No respect and selfish behavior. This pisses me off! Girls gotta stick together, it's kinda a code! You don't compromise another girls hygiene!

enzomankill 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:22

Stfu. I bet u wear panties

rattusrattus 18

Friday 21 October 2011 10:53

*crosses legs and winces*

cmayo 3

Friday 21 October 2011 10:54

Shave that shit. That's gross.

Spastastic 6

Friday 21 October 2011 22:02

I'm also betting they don't know the difference between hygiene and hair removal. Oh how I missed this.

Scands_59 14

Friday 21 October 2011 10:55

That's...wait... you weren't wearing underwear? Gross...

h0b0m0nk3y 7

Friday 21 October 2011 11:08

BIG JUJU LIPS

Fekenator 0

Friday 21 October 2011 11:13

Wow, getting kicked in the nuts a few days ago suddenly doesn't seem quite so bad :s

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