Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
doktorjackal 3
beef curtains
wellinever 5
Smells like fly fishing.
D3athT3ch 4
sounds legit
SHIPSx 2
fap fap fap.
Okayitwasme 0
Your doing it wrong. What kind of parents did you have? What country are you living in? Try wearing panties that's f ing gross. So the next person tries them on and gets your muff crap on them? No respect and selfish behavior. This pisses me off! Girls gotta stick together, it's kinda a code! You don't compromise another girls hygiene!
enzomankill 2
Stfu. I bet u wear panties
rattusrattus 19
*crosses legs and winces*
cmayo 3
Shave that shit. That's gross.
Spastastic 6
I'm also betting they don't know the difference between hygiene and hair removal. Oh how I missed this.
Scands_59 14
That's...wait... you weren't wearing underwear? Gross...
h0b0m0nk3y 7
BIG JUJU LIPS
Fekenator 0
Wow, getting kicked in the nuts a few days ago suddenly doesn't seem quite so bad :s