box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
courtneynaked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Arab Emirates
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
woodchuck0022
Canada
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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ekarjala 0
I agree with 9
livewire1701 8
Wow you must have one hell of a clit.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's more likely the lips that got caught somehow. I think op would have died from the pain if she got her clit caught in a zipper.
Epsilonyx 15
This reminds me of "Freaky Girl" by Nicki Minaj, in which she describes her enlarged vaginal lips.
proxxX069069 7
!!! Lol I thought of the same thing :p
RAndEM 9
how fascinating...
eminarnar 0
Your poor ****** :(
Freeze_fml 17
Wear underwear next time. If you already were, well shit. The universe just has it out on you.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I'm guessing she was wearing underwear, but her panties were too small to contain whatever she's got going on down there.
hilary56 0
So basically they don't fit. To avoid this problem buy new jeans.
breezyblue33 19
She just said she was trying on a pair, which means she was shopping for new jeans. Duh.
hilary56 0
Calm the hell down. I realized that after I posted it.
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
IAmAFreakingSeah 0
You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. Seriously.
BonerTooLong 1
So are you saying your cat has cow tongue??
amberskyz 4
Oh snap. You must have ziged when you should have zaged.
Kraft92 8
I'm in a state of confusion that I'm too scared to try and figure out the outcome to.