Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught...

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

Rdvlvt 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:54

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

Comments

clue_me_in 20

Friday 21 October 2011 9:20

FYL. I don't even want to imagine how that happened.

scatch 5

Friday 21 October 2011 9:28

What, no Panties?

roseXthorns 8

Friday 21 October 2011 9:36

...I got nothin'

TheCountess 4

Friday 21 October 2011 9:39

FUPA?

Enslaved 36

Friday 21 October 2011 9:59

I had to urban dictionary that to know what you were saying. Learn something new everyday!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 October 2011 15:49

FUBARed FUPA ??

Enslaved 36

Friday 21 October 2011 9:39

Shower Curtains? Blah!!!

bookwormy 4

Friday 21 October 2011 9:45

Floor length beef curtains. Okay, I just disgusted myself.

The_creator_fml 2

Friday 21 October 2011 9:53

Fml for picturing this...

coco_5 7

Friday 21 October 2011 9:58

Wow that's got to be one of the most painful FML's I've read.

boatsNhoes147 0

Friday 21 October 2011 9:58

She must not wear underwear. Sick!

mortuum 10

Friday 21 October 2011 10:06

That was something I didn't want to imagine. Ouch and yeah, FYL.

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Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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