box bulge
China
Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
courtneynaked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Arab Emirates
Can't be late!
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
woodchuck0022
Canada
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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ritzbits 0
how did this phenomenon occur?
Rdvlvt 0
Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month
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Comments (316)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Look Mom, the village idiot!
DCFan 9
Honestly, I don't see where you were going with this..?
Mercedes16 7
Maybe it's time to shave .
TheDarkCynder 2
Genitals aren't hair.
KK3137 31
She's a woman. FHL
laurbear12 3
Umm rude
CaliforniaErin 13
Ouch, how does that happen? Were you even wearing underwear, op?
ThatLooksSticky 16
Meat flaps?
godbear 5
mud flaps
hinchkongfang 0
Beef curtains...
DrewsFML 8
Roast beef chandeliers
Sebastian_NG 17
C-C-Combo breaker!
s0m3guy2010 21
That sounds like a very painful attempt for a free chasity belt. I guess it depends on how badly it got stuck.
DrewsFML 8
Next time roll up your flaps tightly and tuck inside before zipping.
J3R3MYY 14
This was a trick, either OP is a hermafodite or just a tranny. If Im wrong well u just got saggy lips or a big clit.
HonestlyHonest 0
Excuse me? Regardless of surgical satus, a "tranny" should not be separate from a woman.
Ricky23J 0
just admit it. you have a dick. lmao
J3R3MYY 14
Thats what I said, they just dont like when I tell the truth.
Ricky23J 0
haters
MrsKitty86 9
Ewww... Meat flaps... *shudders*
hinchkongfang 0
Beef curtains!!
hinchkongfang 0
Well excuse me mr FML critic! how about mutton blinds, strip steak butterflies, **** wrappers, Loose meat sandwich, buttered muffin, ham and cheese, meat wallet, Hatchet wound, horse bite, or the ever popular packet of bacon...
JinxosGirl87 0
No wonder why guys want to eat ******; sounds delicious! :P
krad204 21
Now this is creative...