Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
Today, at my place of work in a fast-food restaurant, a customer called in and bitched at me that her warm food was weirdly cold. That is, after she drove 45 minutes from the restaurant to her house. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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Top comments
XAndrea_MalikX 16
Gotta love McDonald's, man.
woainishamu 21
She wasn't lovin it!
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Comments (125)
worldclassrager 41
Well hot fries are the bomb cold ones are appropriate to throw a fit for but that was a over reaction
gsallor76 3
well make sure there hott when u give them out, there is nothing worse than cold fires, an most of the time they are cold
GentlemanBastard 15
True. Cold fires are awful.
rocker_chick23 27
#29: I never knew fires were cold...Oh, you meant cold fries. Please learn to spell correctly.
Khaleesi_26 30
But sorry to hear that OP
highbornanimal 4
one employee to another I know how you feel customers can be real dicks about the smallest thing
MsKatieFace 11
Being served unacceptable food from a food vendor is not "the smallest thing".
abineya4 7
'murica
slyde32 12
yeah, that never happens anywhere else in the world, certainly not Australia where I live
PrincessHokage 8
Free fries!
SoulReaper8858 2
not going to lie, I sometimes feel like doing that. I never would but I always have bad experiences there.
Clawsified 6
That's assault. You should have refused to serve her at that point.
geekbait 5
What a bitch
truesarrif 33
Quality Control has to start somewhere /shrug