FML : Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out...

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

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By why me? / Saturday 6 September 2014 04:25 / United States - Tulsa

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By Jonaahhhh | 12

#6058281 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.

By lokland | 12

#6058274 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

Time for a new roommate.

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By lokland | 12

#6058274 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

Time for a new roommate.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#6058375 - Saturday 6 September 2014 20:29

Why does this remind me of the time majin boo screamed to open a portal through the hyperbolic time chamber

flexbuffxhest | 5

#6058386 - Saturday 6 September 2014 20:45

Ok but honestly that's a pretty ingenious plan

almightyteapot | 8

#6058419 - Saturday 6 September 2014 21:25

Oh god, your picture made me read that as Clarksons voice. That smirk makes it even worse.

dragonkisses28 | 25

#6058500 - Saturday 6 September 2014 22:35

Yuck. I absolutely abhor public speaking. Instead of trying to lose her voice, why doesn't she just fake it? She is only delaying the inevitable.

nick3600 | 22

#6060241 - Monday 8 September 2014 20:35

Time to call the po po

By pandasaresocute | 21

#6058279 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

You should scream at her at the top of your lungs until she stops :)

johobus28 | 26

#6058433 - Saturday 6 September 2014 21:34

Or her roommate could fake losing her voice...that's a lot easier

By Jonaahhhh | 12

#6058281 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:33

At least when she's done you won't be able to hear any more of her stupid ideas for awhile... Sorry OP.

By itstrishabtw | 13

#6058285 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:34

at least we all now know who's gonna be good with deep throating

TheSwegMaster69 | 11

#6058312 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:44

I don't know about yourself, but I don't scream when I deep throat.

brand125 | 17

#6058412 - Saturday 6 September 2014 21:11

fail at being a pervert

By sorryheadphones | 26

#6058286 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:35

I'd invest in a good set of headphones

By woainishamu | 21

#6058287 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:35

Immature roommate!

By Kruitdamp | 43

#6058288 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:35

at least she is quiet for a couple of days

By Marie54321 | 19

#6058290 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:35

I'd try to throw things in her mouth until she stopped

Ihavegas | 22

#6058331 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:53

or a punch in the throat works well

Marie54321 | 19

#6058367 - Saturday 6 September 2014 20:22

I think a less violent course of action should do the trick #15

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6058376 - Saturday 6 September 2014 20:30

Throwing stuff in her mouth os damgerous too. what if she choked

Ihavegas | 22

#6058423 - Saturday 6 September 2014 21:26

shovel a ladle full of cinnamon and chilli powder in her mouth. hows that for non violence.

the_zero_article | 15

#6058757 - Sunday 7 September 2014 4:28

Or cold fries

By sunnyray812 | 38

#6058297 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:37

As she screams, quickly stuff a dirty sock into her mouth then scream at her to shut up and do her report.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6058461 - Saturday 6 September 2014 22:20

And if she doesn't stop video tape her and threaten to tell her teacher that she did it all on purpose.

JayBunny | 16

#6058565 - Sunday 7 September 2014 0:02

His/her roommate, should grow up, and just face the consequences

By weveallbeenthere | 30

#6058298 - Saturday 6 September 2014 19:38

noise canceling headphones. a must for any annoying roommate.

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6061658 - Wednesday 10 September 2014 20:16

why not save some money and slap that moron?

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