Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
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Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML
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XAndrea_MalikX 16
Gotta love McDonald's, man.
woainishamu 21
She wasn't lovin it!
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Comments (125)
pitapizzaparty 18
Im still lovin it
MidnightStone 3
You should of told crazy you don't make the fries you just run the window.
PrincessSnow 2
I've seen a few comments on here like OP should've known that the fries were cold, OP should've checked and things like that, as a drive thru cashier I do not bag the food, and am not allowed to touch the food bc I've been handling money, so should they have stuck their hand in the bag to check? Fyl
alicat13 12
Improve your service then! How can you give cold chips to a customer.
Soloras_fml 6
She really had the time to come back and bitch? Her life must be so awesome.
bdizzle7 1
No doubt, she handled the situation in the worst way possible. Lesson for today? Never serve cold fries. Make the world a better place, one hot delicious fry at a time!
FrankHotpants 31
Everyone likes to talk bad about it yet hardly anyone will quit eating it. Places like this know that by now they've got you hooked enough to keep you coming back regardless.
rocker_chick23 27
Why are people blaming the OP? Drive thru workers do not handle the food, so they have no idea if the fries are hot or cold. Blame the moron who bagged it before handing it to the OP.
headofmedusa 15
After all that time, the rest of her food probably got cold too.
cheeseoid 0
I would rammed the fries up her fat ass. Bitch