Stealth attack

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 16:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was cooking when I got jumped from behind by my friend's cat, who thought my back would make a great lookout perch. Yesterday he tried to sharpen his claws on me. Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't look like a tree trunk, but maybe I need glasses. FML
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Maybe you need to branch out. Or consider your roots. I'll leaf now...

Sounds like that kitty needs more stimulation! And scratching pads or posts sprayed or sprinkled with catnip can help to draw it's attention to where that behavior is appropriate. I really doubt you look like a tree!

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Sounds like that kitty needs more stimulation! And scratching pads or posts sprayed or sprinkled with catnip can help to draw it's attention to where that behavior is appropriate. I really doubt you look like a tree!

Maybe you need to branch out. Or consider your roots. I'll leaf now...