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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 16:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Stealth attack

Today, I was cooking when I got jumped from behind by my friend's cat, who thought my back would make a great lookout perch. Yesterday he tried to sharpen his claws on me. Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't look like a tree trunk, but maybe I need glasses. FML
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By Walker Alldredge - 15/9/2020 00:02 - United States - Ogden

Out of it

Today, I was recently diagnosed with mononucleosis. This means that I'm really tired. I had been planning a trip with my sister and my cousin, but I didn’t wake up this morning at 7 because of the Mono, and they didn’t bother to wake me up. They went without me, to all my favorite places, leaving me at home with nothing to do. FML
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By  heartbreaker  |  12

Sounds like that kitty needs more stimulation! And scratching pads or posts sprayed or sprinkled with catnip can help to draw it's attention to where that behavior is appropriate. I really doubt you look like a tree!

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By  heartbreaker  |  12

Sounds like that kitty needs more stimulation! And scratching pads or posts sprayed or sprinkled with catnip can help to draw it's attention to where that behavior is appropriate. I really doubt you look like a tree!

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