Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
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Today, in the doughnut shop I usually go to, I bought 3 dozen to take home. A new clerk rang me up and, with an attitude, said the store is cashless only now. Despite me showing cash to pay with like I always do, I was judged by other customers as if I was a deadbeat. She then threw a fit for cancelling and returning the items. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, I was stopped at a light when a woman approached, asking for help to buy food. I told her I only had a dollar, but she could have it. After I gave it to her, she stepped back, held it up, then proceeded to tear it into pieces, before walking away while calling me a cheapskate. Really? FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
The people that shop at dollar stores...
Doortje 30
Do you have brains at that $1 shop? You should sell one to her.
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Comments (94)
mcwildcat8230 0
I really enjoy your use of grammar to say both and then reference three people, haha shows the level of person that would say something so stupid. MJ was badass.
dolliee 1
Was She Asian?
lexi365 20
Asians are smart so probably not. (no racism intended)
DomoCullen 0
sigh. I hate it when ppl have comment fights.
Wudadoll7 5
ROFL OMG I would have loved to have seen that.
varkey 7
wtf, press charges
mickeyroxsox 2
sigh. the stupid people in the world will soon kill us all
JanisEvans 10
Agreed, she's dumb. But it would have to be quite the doughnut to make me pay 1 Dollar for just one. Then again, American doughnuts might be as oversized as all else there, so who am I to judge?
iBiteRoses 22
Don't be so rude, just because some people here are ******* nasty fat-asses, doesn't mean that ABSOLUTELY ******* EVERYONE is the same way. Because I know that I'M not like that, and I know that my FRIENDS aren't like that, so why don't you tell where you're from so we can all make discriminatory comments about you.
maddieomg 0
I happen to be that "woman" that "clobbered" you! it's not my fault Ur doughnuts are that xpensive!!!!
cecedarling 21
And it's probably not their fault that the doughnuts are "expensive" either. It's a dollar store, if you wanted a cheaper doughnut then you should have gone somewhere else.
FightingOne 0
To many idiots out there. Thats when you tell them the price just went up to 3$ :)
Super_Salo 0
That dumb bitch