Bon appétit

By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 05:22 - United States

Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from underground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls, only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

mmmm...tastes like chicken

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mshooter 0

Hey Emily. How you doing?

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SOTYsNumber1Fan 0

Gross. Have fun with your crappy american healthcare! hohoho!

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purgarus 6

Who else loves the new comment system?

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Helbo 0

TIMOTHY!! He's not going to school today.

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andruha1123 5

, I hate it :( takes too many clicks to see all of the comments

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TransitionCovery 0

"Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML" YDI.

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Anaxes 5

Transition. Just stop. Or at least go deepthroat a broadsword.

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nonamayne 0

I gotta say, that sucks but it's just too funny not to laugh

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Skroal_stomper 5

21 the thing I do like is that the keyboard goes away after making a post or reply. It was driving me nuts having to exit and restart FML every time I made a comment.

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sourgirl101 28

22 at 26 I agree. I really don't care for it myself. Everything is hidden and there is way too much clicking. I'm sure it takes some getting uses to. I'm just not liking it so far.

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sexy_chick_123 0

21 I like it better so I can skip us threadjackers easier if I want to :) Plus no keyboard comment bug. yay!

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mattman1994 0

good job Ranger Rick. I'm surprised your friends even wanted to go

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loski87 4

21 I love it!! I like how they group the replies so there aren't hella pages of comments. now if i want to skip the attention ****** that reply to #1 just to be seen I can!

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Brittney_E 0

They improved it for iPhones and iPods. I like it.(:

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counterfit 10

I guess this is a bad time to mention that Poland Spring is filtered to remove naturally-occuring benzene. Oh, and never drink water directly from an uncontrolled source. Just hope you don't end up with dysntery.

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1personinthiswor 0

61- I agree, I thought that was only my iPod >.<

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Sprinkle_Donuts 1

mhm raccoon water sounds refreshing ill have a glass

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lionandthelamb61 9

mmmm...tastes like chicken

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lionandthelamb61 9

also, I've tasted natural spring water in Saratoga Springs, NY and it tastes like rotten eggs....so I'm sure the dead carcass taste was undetectable anyway

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aeroliontvw 4

lionandthelamb61, that was probably a sulfer spring. they smell like rotten eggs so I'd guess they may taste like them also. a regular spring shouldn't taste like that.

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FFML_314 11

YDI, never drink the water!

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SaintE_fml 0

hey congrats on your gig

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EBrennan 0

well that's discusting but part of the water cycle

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Hummbinger 5

I'm pretty sure that animals dying has nothing to do with the water cycle... Oh, btw. Disgusting*

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Rangant 7

this is why people stick to google images when showing people stuff

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