First! jk I'm like 32nd.

Sounds frustrating. Expecting to get anything other than contempt out of helping others is even more pointless than the rest of life. I've saved my traveling companions' lives several times, and they forget about it each time within moments. I don't know why I bother. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Hey, being able to sweep women off of their feet ain't all it's cracked up to be anymore...

Drop her, if she already got up trip her.

push her bitch ass back on the floor then t-bag her

win ^

you say "oh my no. here let me grope you appropriately."

^

well what else is a manic depressive robot to do Marvin?

yes, totally would have been my reaction. "wtf? really? OOPS!" crack goes her head on the ice... "my bad"

That is where I simply allow her to finish her fall with a little help to negate the help I gave her to stop her fall. Inconsiderate people should get what is coming and in that case, what was coming was a date with the ground.

Women only act this way if a guys ugly. eck double standards.

Good point.

yeah really

sometimes when yu r reactin fast u dont look where u jst wanna make sure person dsnt fall

agree

if a random woman falls.... were do you even grab her to catch her???

I have a weird uncle that's a dick. Strange Eh =

I have a Uncle Rik...he's dead though :( RIP

I have a weird dick.. oh wait...

I have a weird uncle dick.,

My dick's name is Uncle Rick.

Is it a quick dick named Rick?

my brain hurts...

A thick tick on uncle Rick's dick

I've got my dick on Uncle Rick... Oh wait..

C-c-c-combo breaker! Just wanted to be that guy, please carry on.

Doc, Yttrium Deuterium Iridium would be a chemical anomaly. Those are all cations.

That's part of the joke, I think. Also, it wouldn't stand for Iridium anyway, I is Iodine in the periodic table. :P

I have a weird ankle due to rickets - does that count?

so are u

It amazes me how people can act. The only reason some people live is because it is illegal to kill them

he better have lol

Hell yes

I laughed really hard at that xD I certainly would have. I mean I don't plan on catching falling women any time soon though...

Lol!

hahaha!! I love that!

yep

I thought this too. lol

Winner.

^ yes

win^^

^win