By Anonymous - Canada
Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML
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Sounds frustrating.

Expecting to get anything other than contempt out of helping others is even more pointless than the rest of life. I've saved my traveling companions' lives several times, and they forget about it each time within moments. I don't know why I bother.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

  Riverweasel  |  1

That is where I simply allow her to finish her fall with a little help to negate the help I gave her to stop her fall. Inconsiderate people should get what is coming and in that case, what was coming was a date with the ground.

  Gamessence  |  19

Women only act this way if a guys ugly. eck double standards.

By  thisgirl2u  |  9

You could have confessed that yes indeed, your mother had taught you to "inappropriately grope women" as you catch them and prevent them from falling. Because your mother is just good people like that.

By  Miolene  |  6

What a bitch. I hope she slips again and that no one is around to catch her, groping or otherwise, and that she sprains her ankle or something else thats painfull but not life threatening.

I would have had to reply, "and did yours teach you that filthy language?"