Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the doughnut shop I usually go to, I bought 3 dozen to take home. A new clerk rang me up and, with an attitude, said the store is cashless only now. Despite me showing cash to pay with like I always do, I was judged by other customers as if I was a deadbeat. She then threw a fit for cancelling and returning the items. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, I was stopped at a light when a woman approached, asking for help to buy food. I told her I only had a dollar, but she could have it. After I gave it to her, she stepped back, held it up, then proceeded to tear it into pieces, before walking away while calling me a cheapskate. Really? FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
The people that shop at dollar stores...
Doortje 30
Do you have brains at that $1 shop? You should sell one to her.
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Comments (94)
MaddaCheeb 0
some people
stephanie911_fml 0
Stupid Hoosiers.
somerandomdude69 0
people like this have the right to decide who governs out country...
rallets 23
^? does not compute..error, error. mindless insult? where? huh? what? and boohoo, i changed the 'ae' 'ea' get over it you tool
icecreamcastles 0
Wait, what. You mean I can't buy the store's entire inventory for a single dollar? BLASPHEMY.
Terezi 0
All I could think of when reading this was, "It's CLOBBERING TIIIIIME!"
Zmeilerr 22
Homer Simpson would have just stole the donut.
rockell 0
hello dumb ass 2 means 2$
AmeenWhoElse 0
If she actually thought that, why in earth would she settle for two donuts when she could buy the whole store for a dollar according to her
DoctorDictator 0
Clobbered, meanig beaten up? Did that old lady give you a can of whoopass, i certainly hope not.