Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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Comments (200)
kevpple 0
ATTENTION ALL UNITS WE HAVE A **** BLOCK IN PROGRESS
mikeymayhem_87 15
I believe that is a 069 in progress in cop code.
wellthatsukx 0
Did you save it by yelling, "Exhibitionist perverts!!"
dansco 25
How can you confuse sex and an attack?! Lol
RedPillSucks 33
easily, apparently. It's not everyday you see people having sex in a public alley. It's not easy to tell whether rape or consensual sex is occurring if one person is either overly submissive or overly aggressive.
downtime 13
You'll attack her with your pink phone case? That's hot. Now tell her how you'll wear her used underwear while shes not home and **** in her sock drawer, that'll really get her motor running you sexy beast. Rawr.
writergirl23 19
You did the right thing. Although grabbing something to use as a weapon first might have been a smarter option.
trismagestus 19
Good thing he didn't in this case though. "Knife-weilding thug assaults couple in alley, claims he thought it was the right thing to do. Victims claim he was attempting to stop them showing their love! News at 11."
Ruffclue 9
75 - ill come save her just like how OP did : )
desertpunk75 11
Did they invite you to dinner?
pinky78711 5
U just ruined a baby :0
jessesgirl_10_4 1
how is this your FML? youre the one that pulled a cockblocking werido
zombiejombie 0
And that's why you don't help people.