Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Top comments
Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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Comments (200)
ally8 21
Well if he had been attacking her then you would have saved the day! Yay!
stiansr 8
Today, I was getting it on with my fiancé when some guy came running towards us an shoved me away from her. FML
Bladian 5
Oh man that was so funny.
laden_swallow09 35
…NOT
ddeathbombb 5
Penis attack ******
GoldenGrizzly 7
****** uses Period. Penis flees.
RedPillSucks 33
oooh. The new "rock, paper, scissors". I like this game. "penis, period, ******".
Princess_D33 9
Penis beats ******. Period beats penis. Period beats ******. ****** never wins :(
twisted_cherub 14
Actually, ****** ultimately beats penis with its lower head mind control. Penis becomes ******'s slave.
LennyComa 39
At least you were brave enough to try to help
xMiss_Maggot 7
youre ******* stupid sthu
mikeymayhem_87 15
Valiant effort on saving someone, but alas.... You just cockblocked a dude living up a fantasy of sex in public!
ambercountrygal 0
They must of been doing it rough lol haha
r0ckoman 0
There fault they should have been doing that behind closed doors
Ruffclue 9
36- i guess that would explain the first part.
misshighjinks 5
Well you had good intentions and they should have been doing that in private