Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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alishous 8
You know what, good for you. Most people would walk away from a situation like that, and you had the balls to try and do something. Even though it wasn't what you thought it was, imagine if it was. You could have saved someone's life, and I guarantee some people would see that and turn the other cheek. So, thank you for being a good person. There should be more of you in this world.
nekoneko13 6
If I was the girl in that couple, I might be embarrassed, but I'd probably thank you for taking the time to check that I wasn't getting raped. Most people will just keep walking. I think you did well :)
poopy1 0
Oooh! Sexy time! xD
twisted_cherub 14
you're*
margelena 3
What a **** block lol!!! Was the couple mad?
congele 6
At least you did something. Most people just walk by when they see people getting mugged XD
lmfaoincanada 9
I actually logged onto my account to specifically comment on your post op. Youve single handedly restored my faith in humanity. Its ppl like you that show there is still something good on this planet. Most ppl would have ignored it, and had she been honestly getting attacked, you very well would have saved her from a horrible traumatic experiance, and possibly even her life. You should be proud to be yourself, and maybe in this case it was just two lovebirds having fun, but your heart was in the right place. Wish there were more ppl like you!
skibblesx 4
Idiots shouldn't be doing that anyways.
daytoday21 10
Good for you though, you made the right call doing something. That could have been really serious. As such, they were the ones making a bad decision, not you.
nVALKry 10
Awkward like the third wheeler on a date.