Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Ruffclue 9
I better read another Fml from the man and his lady
LAX4life56 1
She's a screamer o.o
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Comments (200)
sexyb23 5
Better safe than sorry. No one got hurt in the end..well maybe emotionally scared..but it was a good deed.
RogueWarrior869 23
Respect to you, good sir. That was a really good thing you did. =)
husky22 0
well good for u for trying to help someone.
afropuffjake 9
That's the price to pay for being a person with enough balls to stop a rape scene: it sucks to be wrong though >_
mixzies 6
It's not your fault OP. You were just doing the right thing.
mauricioros21 0
Some people go hard ;) lol
kenzie20 6
At least you tried to be a decent person. It's pretty stupid of them to be getting it on in plain sight. There is this thing called public indecency, yeah.. You can get arrested for it. They're lucky you didn't dial 911 and report it before trying to be a hero.
SupaHotFire 4
**** BLOCKIN
TColby 12
At least your motives were sound, if a little misled.
seanb85 1
It is the thought that counts!