Miscellaneous: Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up...

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward

urlifeisraped 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:07

Haha ur such a doosh

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DuoFace 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:22

haha retard, thats where the phrase "dont judge a book by its cover" comes from.

ArtsySwag 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:22

Wow, way to assume!

mojado818 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:26

So apparently you are NOT homeless if you ask what time it is? Bit ignorant if you ask me. Pretty gay FML...

NGM_KID 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:27

You should have told him that living under a freeway is not considered a home.....but this was funny!! :D

ely46 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:29

YDI for passing judgement on someone so quickly.

WayneWorld 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:33

wow how could you assume he's homeless, your an ignorant bitch

misssweetie 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:34

Wow you are a complete asshole. I'm sorry for the guy. You just basically accused him of lookng homeless. That must suck. And anyway is it that terrible to donate a little sometimes?

Jeff_Dunham 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:39

OWNED BY HOMELESS GUY!!!

DarkMirror 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:40

I'd like to say YDI for making the assumption, but if he was wearing ratty clothes and smelled like piss and shame then I could understand your misconception.