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Smile and wave? Who knows. It might work.
Nah I think that will just make OP a creeper.
Who would want to have a threesome after taking a shit and not wiping?
I like the way OP refers to the old "pants around the knees shuffle" as if it's some sort of accepted thing. It isn't, OP. It isn't.
Well atleast.... Yeah I don't know so much for a comforting comment
Nothing says comfort like Charmin
Here's a tip you can try: place a piece of tp in the toilet bowl before you go. It'll pervent splash backs and you'll make sure that there's enough tp to go.
did you read the post?
did you read the post
Yeah...that tip isn't helpful
It is, shes saying that if you get into the habit of placing toilet paper into the water of the toilet before taking a dump, you will automatically check if there's any toilet paper before you empty your bowels and prevent embarrassing incidents such as this FML.
most people use those santy-seats and I for one wouldn't want to use what I just put down to keep my butt from touching something to clean it.
Ah, thank you #35 for clarifying! Can you clarify #41 for me?
#52 I think #41 was thinking that when #3 said to put tp in the bowl they thought it meant to put the tp on the toilet seat. #41 is saying that they wouldn't use the tp they're sitting on to wipe themselves.
Two is company, three's a crowd!
ALWAYS check for toilet paper, no matter how urgent it is.
That is...actually an excellent rule of thumb.
*rule of bum
@49, you just made my comment ten times better.
Work will be awkward tomorrow.
why didnt you just reach under the stall?
Unless you have arms like Mr Tickle, I'm not sure how that would help.
Some places don't have open spaces on the bottom between stalls so it's not always an option anyways
Don't worry, I'm sure the cleaner see shit like this all the time
People with there pants down hunting for toilet paper?
A window cleaners diary: Dear Diary, once again I saw some idiot shuffling around a public restroom with their pants around their knees in search of toilet paper. The look of absolute horror from the idiots co worker that walked in behind was totally worth the mental images I'll have for the rest of my life.
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Smile and wave? Who knows. It might work.
Well atleast.... Yeah I don't know so much for a comforting comment