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Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

By caught out / Saturday 26 April 2014 23:29 / United Kingdom - London
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  JuzReading  |  23

Nah I think that will just make OP a creeper.

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  Shelly_Kelly  |  6

this sounds like the beginning of a threesome. #lol

By  missyfiona89  |  27

Here's a tip you can try: place a piece of tp in the toilet bowl before you go. It'll pervent splash backs and you'll make sure that there's enough tp to go.

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  extrasnipes  |  22

did you read the post

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  missyfiona89  |  27

Here's a tip for the future then?

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  missyfiona89  |  27

I'm a "she", but okay (:

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  thxnder  |  14

It is, shes saying that if you get into the habit of placing toilet paper into the water of the toilet before taking a dump, you will automatically check if there's any toilet paper before you empty your bowels and prevent embarrassing incidents such as this FML.

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  KingLewisII  |  33

most people use those santy-seats and I for one wouldn't want to use what I just put down to keep my butt from touching something to clean it.

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  jenjen2633  |  17

#52 I think #41 was thinking that when #3 said to put tp in the bowl they thought it meant to put the tp on the toilet seat. #41 is saying that they wouldn't use the tp they're sitting on to wipe themselves.

By  foxwasalamb  |  24

why didnt you just reach under the stall?

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A window cleaners diary: Dear Diary, once again I saw some idiot shuffling around a public restroom with their pants around their knees in search of toilet paper. The look of absolute horror from the idiots co worker that walked in behind was totally worth the mental images I'll have for the rest of my life.

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