Nah I think that will just make OP a creeper.

this sounds like the beginning of a threesome. #lol

Or wink at the window cleaner and high five the guy who just came in. Who knows what would be their reaction when you left, but it'll be really awkward for them.

Who would want to have a threesome after taking a shit and not wiping?

#1, or flip up to a handstand and twerk up against the wall, could work right?

I like the way OP refers to the old "pants around the knees shuffle" as if it's some sort of accepted thing. It isn't, OP. It isn't.

Smile and wave boys. Smile. and. wave.

Nothing says comfort like Charmin

did you read the post?

He means for in the future

did you read the post

Here's a tip for the future then?

I'm a "she", but okay (:

Yeah...that tip isn't helpful

It is, shes saying that if you get into the habit of placing toilet paper into the water of the toilet before taking a dump, you will automatically check if there's any toilet paper before you empty your bowels and prevent embarrassing incidents such as this FML.

most people use those santy-seats and I for one wouldn't want to use what I just put down to keep my butt from touching something to clean it.

Ah, thank you #35 for clarifying! Can you clarify #41 for me?

#52 I think #41 was thinking that when #3 said to put tp in the bowl they thought it meant to put the tp on the toilet seat. #41 is saying that they wouldn't use the tp they're sitting on to wipe themselves.

That is...actually an excellent rule of thumb.

*rule of bum

@49, you just made my comment ten times better.

The proper plan would have been getting completely naked and risking it. That way if anyone sees you, you can claim to be big foot.

Unless you have arms like Mr Tickle, I'm not sure how that would help.

Some places don't have open spaces on the bottom between stalls so it's not always an option anyways

People with there pants down hunting for toilet paper?

A window cleaners diary: Dear Diary, once again I saw some idiot shuffling around a public restroom with their pants around their knees in search of toilet paper. The look of absolute horror from the idiots co worker that walked in behind was totally worth the mental images I'll have for the rest of my life.

#39 MLIA