FML : Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought...

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Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouch... - / Wednesday 3 March 2010 11:13 / United States

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By kerrygirl | 13

#911149 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:05

on the bright side she'l do everything you ask her to do for the next few days......

By _Dusty_ | 0

#977823 - Sunday 11 April 2010 16:27

Yes, but not in that order.

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By kerrygirl | 13

#911149 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:05

on the bright side she'l do everything you ask her to do for the next few days......

theQunit | 0

#911155 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:07

and it was still funny probably

erikahhh | 0

#911185 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

Aww I'm sorry. You should dump her.

Averizzle | 0

#911187 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:15

Test if you can still have babies on her face!

DGross | 8

#911204 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:22

Sounds like you are in an abusive relationship with that crowbar...

I would advise you try to go back to your GF and see if she accepts you.

Then again, if the crowbar also has an FML account, it may already be too late...

So sorry to hear about your loss OP...

pipsqueak2099 | 0

#911205 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:22

YDI.

1) You use the back of the hammer not a crowbar.
2) You should know to screw it down to something rather than having someone stand on it.
3) If you fail at that, stand on it with your own foot. It isn't that hard.

loludeserveit | 0

#911224 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:31

if he used the back of the hammer, his fml would be about him stabbing his nuts with the hammer head.

taintpainter | 0

#911234 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:36

ydi for being in theater class.

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#911276 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:57

I will never look at a Crowbar the same. That just gives me the Chills thinking about it.

I'm so sorry OP

ZleveL | 0

#911385 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:54

I feel you, #22

jf7609 | 0

#911404 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 18:05

FYL for being in theater class. LOL

xoconnie | 8

#911654 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:09

why were yoy trying to pull a nail ot of wood in theater class....... Whaaaat thheee hellll. sounds like woodshop. whatev, anyway. fyl for having a RETARDED gf.(:

rawr_iliketacos | 0

#911963 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:48

how do you stab yourself with a hammer?

LMA0 | 5

#911989 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:59

She's gonna be sucking the metal out of your wood tonight! ;)

Philosophic | 0

#911997 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 22:04

@ 15 - You sir, are an idiot. The "back" of a hammer, is the 'head', while the "front" is the 'teeth'.

hotscar | 3

#912046 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 22:49

wow, great angle. say, what's your number?

underfailer | 0

#912141 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:28

who is she? #1 as we can all tell she does not exist. I call fake he said theater and girlfriend in the same sentence

kmdfirefox | 0

#912305 - Thursday 4 March 2010 0:26

adding to first comment, you could make her do a lot of things /elbow

fmlsoobad | 0

#912918 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:05

i feel bad for the crowbar having to (feel) yur nuts

Immature_fml | 0

#912933 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:10

#62, that makes no sense whatsoever.

OP, I'm sorry to say this, but you've got to stop bitching and let it heal without putting it online. I've been hit in the nads quite a bit today and somehow, despite not being hit by a crowbar, I feel fine.

M4V3R1CKR13 | 0

#912985 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:25

shes a keeper 

bluesclues72 | 0

#913003 - Thursday 4 March 2010 4:37

@58:
So you're saying to part of the hammer that looks like claws is the, "head" and the part that is round and flat is/are the teeth?

Betz | 10

#913231 - Thursday 4 March 2010 6:22

better the crowbar than the nail perhaps?

icall_BS | 0

#913447 - Thursday 4 March 2010 8:56

Don't blame the crowbar. He just wanted to blow him.

Loony_fml | 4

#914424 - Thursday 4 March 2010 19:11

WIN!

It's her loss really, because now she can't have your babies.

hellzrydaz | 0

#915705 - Friday 5 March 2010 3:28

1800-LICKMYBALLS

MasqueradePrince | 25

#5784536 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:46

Lots of chicks are in theater class. There's a technical theatre class and a theatre arts class. In both you do a little work with building sets. Besides theatre fucking rocks.