Today, I was making my bed which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
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andrewzzz
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wow u fail ...smh
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lemonlife
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at least you have friends
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pwincessa23
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hope op can have kids...
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allenrotstein
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Scrambled eggs...
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Smeagol648
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You still have your right nut! :D
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TwoInTheBush
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ouchhhhhhh! omg lol I'm sorry, my nuts feel for you
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bailes_o_hay
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haha the item formally known as your left nut
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KingDingALing
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Fuck!! That would hurt!! I can feel that pain right now... :/
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ChrisSG
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nutcracker!!
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zerobahamut03
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Ouch my balls feel your pain.
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cganon
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oh fuck! that's painful!
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black_knight402
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what a nutty situation
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planbsponserme
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my left nut feels awful just thinkin about it. fyl man. respect
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9010649
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AAAAUUGGH! I can hear the crunch! >.<
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Dragons_corner
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I still think it's weird/neat that almost all guys feels, grabs, or closes eyes when a guys nuts are hurt in some way.
I grabed mine because that will hurt.
I hate the tap the nut and a minute later your on the ground in pain.
I grabed mine because that will hurt.
I hate the tap the nut and a minute later your on the ground in pain.
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Person000
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ladies to understand this pain just getting hit in the nuts is like you taking a sledge hammer in between the legs and then slowly stab your self up your stomach.
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thecrazyasian
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now u got 3 balls?
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rudiznell
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did it asplode
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leader0011
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maybe you can sell it now...
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MrsDruidess
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and you have had these balls for how long? Yet you don't keep track of them? Odd. . .
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axeno
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Took the chance didn't you?
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ohdearitsme
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ouch, that sucks
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blocparty
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did you manadge to find it again?
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Action_Bastard
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Oh man...pancaking a nut is the worst.
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NightSkyx
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Hmm... luckily righty's ok :o
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sourgirl101
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I had pancakes with eggs over easy for breakfast this morning! Yummy!
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mrahhhhh
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#3 you look like Kirk Hammett. Shin Chan is one of my favorite shows btw.
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TheNinjaBuffalo
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nice
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Epic_Phale615
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Agreed, it sucks when you break a fall or accidentally lean into something and your nuts are the "cushion".
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Action_Bastard
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Shin Chan is a badass show...holy crap, I do look like Kirk Hammett. Good call 61
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fmlwinnn
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sounds like it hurt...FYL
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johobus28
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I about broke my teeth cringing at this . . . FYL OP
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trippydoll
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hahaha
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MetalFish
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dude..... you gotta be careful with those! they aren't like teeth you know, they don't grow back!
you only get one set of nuts!
you only get one set of nuts!
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catatonicsleep
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teeth don't grow back.... unless you're a shark
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MetalFish
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well, they get replaced... I was half right.
It's been a long day for me, im allowed to make mistakes!
It's been a long day for me, im allowed to make mistakes!
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Annihilator
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#7, you fail because teeth only get replaced once. Everybody knows that.
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bryan4595
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u mean nuts aren't like pubes then u make sense
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drummerforever
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win^
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SAMHAlN
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I moderated this I feel special
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perdix
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As in Olympics?
Do you want a cookie?
Do you want a cookie?
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SAMHAlN
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I like to take a hammer to the special olympics and beat people with it. no I am a genius k?
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Shaggy_92
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you are awesomely brutal 10 out of 10
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pik_fml
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cool iron maiden sticker in the background
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SAMHAlN
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ty
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perdix
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That why you leave that work to the womenzes!
A man making his own bed is just nuts!
A man making his own bed is just nuts!
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stronghand0331
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I have a question; Why is it always the "left nut" that gets all the attention? Like "suck my left nut!" what makes the right nut incapable?
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iamchuck
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The left nut is the pretty one.
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RedPillSucks
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Not anymore, perdix. I suspect he's just a singular nut now.
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_streets_
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Haha 13 I never realized that before
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sourgirl101
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I've heard that the right nut is always larger than it's twin. That's why many men's penises slant.
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MetalFish
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My right one isn't bigger :|
I'm worried now D:
I'm worried now D:
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sourgirl101
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Metalfish not to get too personal but are you measuring correctly? Get that checked out. It's one of the signs of Testicles forum cancer. nojoke
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sourgirl101
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I love that "Sex Pistol"'s album.
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stronghand0331
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Ay yo ay Pendatik! Those are fightin' words!
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sourgirl101
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Pendatik, I did know a girl from Birmingham. She was a bloody disgrace. Always saying 'Fuck this and fuck that, fucking little fuckers, fucking brats'! She did have a "Body" on her but was no "Holiday in the Sun". Vicious and Rotten!
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MetalFish
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@Sourgirl, it's the lefty that's bigger for me... well, if a look down it's my left... sooooo... if you was looking it'd be your right. (telling the internet about my 'nads xD )
Apparently it doesn't matter which one is bigger, like women's boobs.
Apparently it doesn't matter which one is bigger, like women's boobs.
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MetalFish
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You're a failure*
Ironic...
Ironic...
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Charles666
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wow
you only get one set of nuts!