By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 044
You deserved it 3 052

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It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

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It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

Well I have to say it's about damn time a cheating bitch got a dose of karma in an FML.

Just think positive OP! she may have cheated but now she wont be shitting right for a while

#69 Them craps gonna sting like hell. Dear lord.

#94, I say slip her some laxatives.

Tear it as bad as her asshole.

I'd say tear her a new asshole but it seems your best friend already did.

Now is the time to add chilli and laxatives to her diet >:)

I really like the laxatives as a revenge thing...

Well they sure can't deny that happened.

OP's gf: "It was just anal, it doesn't count as cheating."

Everyone knows anal isnt really sex!

@114 then why is it called anal sex?

Why's it called a blowjob if you don't get paid?!

Why do we park in the driveway, but we drive on a parkway? Why does cargo travel by ship when shipments travel in cars/trucks? Down votes...now!

You see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass? Do you see what happens Larry?...

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

I would also add, knock him the f*** out

You forgot the quotes around "dump"

That's an asshole move right there

But before dumping her, buy her some Taco Bell!

That hole situation really must have been a pain in the ass!

Good to know. No need to visit her in the hospital.

#4 He should visit her, and break up with her

How could you suggest that? That'd tear her heart up!!

you think what she did to him was any better?

He said it just for the pun of it.

he was making a pun 36. smh

Sounds like he was a pain in the a*s. Tell them both goodbye.

I hope you ripped her a new one. Wait...

*another new one

That's why using lots of lube and going very slowly is so important. Or so I've heard.

Being a doctor, it'd be better if you knew that :)

Your profile picture just makes this comment so much better

You don't have to hide it Doc, we all know that you love anal.

#118: Nah, probably reminds him too much of work.

He gets anal at work? I want to be a doctor! where do I sign up?

#147: When you're s doctor, dem bitches will do anything for a piece of this. ANYTHING.

Get someone to fuck your best friend in the ass

I know one person who doesn't need to visit them at the hospital. Sorry to hear that happened. At least now you know she's in pain and gets what she's got coming to her.

Sounds like a pain in the ass

Your picture makes that comment even more perfect.