Love: Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing....

By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 091

You deserved it 3 057

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sobstory10000 17

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

Morning_fml 22

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

sobstory10000 17

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

It's now time to tear up that relationship with both of them

Steve97 32

Friday 23 January 2015 19:41

Well I have to say it's about damn time a cheating bitch got a dose of karma in an FML.

ProfessorMctitie 20

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Friday 23 January 2015 20:47

Just think positive OP! she may have cheated but now she wont be shitting right for a while

NotGabe 28

Friday 23 January 2015 21:39

#69 Them craps gonna sting like hell. Dear lord.

cole_tyler42 21

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Friday 23 January 2015 23:20

#94, I say slip her some laxatives.

MegaExplosives 17

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Friday 23 January 2015 23:48

Tear it as bad as her asshole.

Ichiya 29

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Saturday 24 January 2015 3:38

I'd say tear her a new asshole but it seems your best friend already did.

laughingtoohard 14

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Saturday 24 January 2015 4:38

Did you just?

False_Stupidity 41

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Saturday 24 January 2015 6:09

Now is the time to add chilli and laxatives to her diet >:)

fuckedPriceless 17

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Sunday 25 January 2015 2:11

I really like the laxatives as a revenge thing...

blasticness400 4

Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

Well they sure can't deny that happened.

YepThatsMeee 23

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Friday 23 January 2015 21:14

OP's gf: "It was just anal, it doesn't count as cheating."

BlondePsycho 43

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Friday 23 January 2015 22:41

Everyone knows anal isnt really sex!

xninix_fml 36

Friday 23 January 2015 23:22

@114 then why is it called anal sex?

Clawsified 6

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Saturday 24 January 2015 1:19

Why's it called a blowjob if you don't get paid?!

dragonkisses28 25

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Saturday 24 January 2015 2:54

Why do we park in the driveway, but we drive on a parkway? Why does cargo travel by ship when shipments travel in cars/trucks? Down votes...now!

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 24 January 2015 6:12

You see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass? Do you see what happens Larry?...

Morning_fml 22

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:16

I'm going to say what everyone's going to say: dump that disloyal bitch and find a new best friend.

TwoXMike 14

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Friday 23 January 2015 21:32

I would also add, knock him the f*** out

jmigs17 19

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Friday 23 January 2015 21:49

You forgot the quotes around "dump"

hugozac88 22

Friday 23 January 2015 23:48

That's an asshole move right there

RBW_Slave 9

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Saturday 24 January 2015 3:56

But before dumping her, buy her some Taco Bell!

slipstreak 10

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Saturday 24 January 2015 19:44

That hole situation really must have been a pain in the ass!

j_cat187 19

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:17

Good to know. No need to visit her in the hospital.

photographer49 22

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:28

#4 He should visit her, and break up with her

then000bster 16

Friday 23 January 2015 19:48

How could you suggest that? That'd tear her heart up!!

guynamedsky 15

Friday 23 January 2015 19:49

you think what she did to him was any better?

Alittleghosty 3

Friday 23 January 2015 19:54

He said it just for the pun of it.

mfmylifesrsly 29

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:54

he was making a pun 36. smh

nmw404 6

Friday 23 January 2015 19:17

Sounds like he was a pain in the a*s. Tell them both goodbye.

Welshite 39

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:18

I hope you ripped her a new one. Wait...

A7XCamaro 19

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Saturday 24 January 2015 3:50

*another new one

DocBastard 38

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:18

That's why using lots of lube and going very slowly is so important. Or so I've heard.

JuliaaNoelle 26

Friday 23 January 2015 19:19

Nice save.

Mauskau 35

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:53

Being a doctor, it'd be better if you knew that :)

salamancer 11

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Friday 23 January 2015 21:28

Your profile picture just makes this comment so much better

j_cat187 19

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Friday 23 January 2015 23:06

You don't have to hide it Doc, we all know that you love anal.

doctorhook86 24

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Saturday 24 January 2015 1:16

#118: Nah, probably reminds him too much of work.

Ichiya 29

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Saturday 24 January 2015 3:40

He gets anal at work? I want to be a doctor! where do I sign up?

doctorhook86 24

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Saturday 24 January 2015 21:03

#147: When you're s doctor, dem bitches will do anything for a piece of this. ANYTHING.

woainishamu 21

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:18

Get someone to fuck your best friend in the ass

LPac5295 27

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Friday 23 January 2015 19:19

I know one person who doesn't need to visit them at the hospital. Sorry to hear that happened. At least now you know she's in pain and gets what she's got coming to her.