Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
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Epitome1337
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ouch bro, grow a pair.
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aardvarkish
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2 is hot. (if you're sitting at the kids table)
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DocBastard
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Grow a pair of what, boobs? OP is a woman, Corporal Observant.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Actually, boobs might solve the kids' table problem...
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Bartimaeus
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win
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asmah
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lmao chesticles win epic win lol
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The_Fonz_fml
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eat more OP then you'll get more noticeable
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blacky10gir
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lol
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iLucid
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my if she fat enough they'll have to sit her at the big table...
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Rowdey
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Lucid is so high right now..
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Judus_beej
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act your age not your shoe size! zing!
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sourgirl101
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Have you been listening to "Prince" lately?
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Judus_beej
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maybe...
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Sushimomo
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My 14 year old friend has size 14 feet...
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jewjewB
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sux to be you at least u got to gobble gobble
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BCBUDFTW
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bahahahhahahhaha! That sucks. Are you a little person?
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wtfurcrazy
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awww too small meaning your dick? lol
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BennettGrantKevi
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I'm 36 and still sit at the kids table. I'm married have 2 kids....until you are no longer considered "a kid" you will always sit at the kid table!
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QWERTYCommander
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I sat at the big table since I was 11.
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zach5432
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lol nothing wrong with being small op!
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JoSmokes
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I know how that feels :/
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ulicki
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It blows when parrents make you sit at kids table. That's when you leave and go grab a bottle Jack, and eat your turkey and biscuts alone. The life.
on a separate note/tangent
I don't get why the fuck anyone would try to exclude their kids even if they were young. If you'd say "so they are out of the way so the adults can have a good time" that is such narcissistic BS. Kids behave better when they are included anyways because they aren't attention starved, then they also learn how to behave by being around adults thru observation. include your kids in your "adult conversation" let them think and learn if it something they don't understand, teach them. don't withhold knowledge because you can't be bothered to talk to your kids, or think they wouldn't be able to learn. idk I think it shows great irresponsibility to separate yourself from your kids like that, especially on what is supposed to be a family holiday. I understand, and recommend, taking a night out every once in a while but thats a very different situation.