By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 398
You deserved it 11 081

Same thing different taste

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this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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jane79 0

I agree at least when a girl gets arroused people can't tell it sucks for you guys and your boners, should of just said sorry it's morning wood.

Some get very wet though. And some can't hide that look on their face.

Morning wood comprises of French kissing the air?

Alright, I'm stumped. What the hell is a "bollocking"? I know bollocks means "balls" or just something thats generally useless, and I even did a quick search for "bollocking," but I still have no idea what the end of the story means. someone help me out here

xavier1623 4

Maybe the dude got screwed over by the security.

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded.

nevermind, google has solved the issue. That'll show me to use a pocket dictionary instead of the interwebs.

So I wasn't the only person confused here? That's a relief.

It's British slang for being told off. Usually very loudly and harshly. Akin to an army drill sergeant finding out you slipped out of the camp last night and shagged his wife.

98 I thought they called that certain death.

yeah, i thought he was saying he had to blow the entire security staff...

SayWhatsReal 0

At least you didnt start jerking off cuz that wouldve been worse

And even weirder: the man next to you was doing the same thing.