Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket
| 9
Must have really blown to wake up to that.
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GoldFishPony
| 21
I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now
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EggsinaBasket
| 9
Must have really blown to wake up to that.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Yeah I was going to ask where they were going but I already know now where the flight is headed.
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kipperin
| 18
Into Op's mom
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johobus28
| 26
Real clever...
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kipperin
| 18
I apologize for my bad joke.
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Schrypt
| 15
looks like they're going down south
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cmchappy
| 25
That's a nojob but seriously sorry op I recommend the traditional brain bleach
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ShadowOpsV4
| 13
I've seen you say brain bleach like 100 times.. It's not funny anymore
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cmchappy
| 25
I love you
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emeraldmyst
| 7
brain grenade
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thief1434
| 23
What happened next?
Did you cry yourself back to sleep?
Did you cry yourself back to sleep?
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igive
| 29
i would have gone to the bathroom, and stayed there.
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vikky538
| 28
or he would have requested his mom and dad to go to bathroom and clean themselves...
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iSnipeFatPeople
| 18
I don't know if "cleaning" is the right term for what the parents'll be doing in that bathroom.
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thief1434
| 23
Just...why would they do that sitting so close to their child?
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chlorinegreen
| 27
"Well son. When you get to be my age you learn to take get it anywhere you can."
Where have I heard that before...
Where have I heard that before...
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evilamoebaattack
| 20
if he went to the bathroom and they followed him there, he'd get to watch them become a member of the mile high club too
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foxyhasmybooty
| 16
Your dad said that
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GoldFishPony
| 21
I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now
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clkoko
| 14
Probably the greatest comment I've ever seen!
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mibs3
| 11
I think we know how she will be "funding" it.
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kjabrahams99
| 8
Bet that really blew your mind!
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brndnmcmillan
| 13
A little head never hurt anyone!
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Khaleesi_26
| 30
No, but it only emotionally scared OP...Forever.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
well, there was this one time
when my girlfriend was giving me head
under the dinner table.
when i came, she jerked her head up so fast
she banged it on the table.
so a little head can hurt.
also, have you ever been given head by someone with braces?
when my girlfriend was giving me head
under the dinner table.
when i came, she jerked her head up so fast
she banged it on the table.
so a little head can hurt.
also, have you ever been given head by someone with braces?
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acerredrum
| 23
I've had braces and I never understood that saying. If I'm rubbing it along my teeth I am clearly doing something seriously wrong.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Exactly #106. Braces shouldn't come into effect since teeth shouldn't be used. Otherwise it isn't going well.
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the_fanciest_man
| 15
Mom: Just go back to sleep, son. Pretend this never happened.
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CooperRage
| 13
She shouldn't be talking at all cause she is busy. Dad can talk still though.
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FutueMeamVitam
| 24
"Don't talk with your mouth full!"
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Mom: Mmmm mm Mmm mmmm mm.
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alex_622
| 22
Some things will never be unseen....this is one of those things. Sorry OP
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brook823
| 24
Why on earth would they think that's okay?
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cmchappy
| 25
They don't that's why it was attempted stealthily
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beaglegal
| 42
Especially on a plane ride? With other people around?! Wtf
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RedPillSucks
| 31
i love it when prrofile pictures match comments
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fsomelife
| 26
They didn't think it's okay on Earth, hence it happened on a plane
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r1r1h2
| 11
#27 your profile pic and my profile pic should be friends. Love supernatural.
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HanBroman
| 20
yeah theres a whole row behind them who also have a fair view of whats going on
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jenn16zazu
| 16
#56 and #29, can I join in this Supernatural friendship? haha I love it!
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mustangbravo
| 27
Wowzers! Sorry man. I don't know what I'd do to get that memory erased if I was you. If you're old enough to drink it away go for it. One forget me shot away from bliss.