Must have really blown to wake up to that.

Yeah I was going to ask where they were going but I already know now where the flight is headed.

Into Op's mom

Real clever...

I apologize for my bad joke.

looks like they're going down south

That's a nojob but seriously sorry op I recommend the traditional brain bleach

I've seen you say brain bleach like 100 times.. It's not funny anymore

I love you

brain grenade

What happened next?
Did you cry yourself back to sleep?

i would have gone to the bathroom, and stayed there.

or he would have requested his mom and dad to go to bathroom and clean themselves...

I don't know if "cleaning" is the right term for what the parents'll be doing in that bathroom.

Just...why would they do that sitting so close to their child?

"Well son. When you get to be my age you learn to take get it anywhere you can."
Where have I heard that before...

if he went to the bathroom and they followed him there, he'd get to watch them become a member of the mile high club too

Your dad said that

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

Probably the greatest comment I've ever seen!

I think we know how she will be "funding" it.

Bet that really blew your mind!

A little head never hurt anyone!

No, but it only emotionally scared OP...Forever.

well, there was this one time
when my girlfriend was giving me head
under the dinner table.
when i came, she jerked her head up so fast
she banged it on the table.

so a little head can hurt.

also, have you ever been given head by someone with braces?

I've had braces and I never understood that saying. If I'm rubbing it along my teeth I am clearly doing something seriously wrong.

Exactly #106. Braces shouldn't come into effect since teeth shouldn't be used. Otherwise it isn't going well.

Mom: Just go back to sleep, son. Pretend this never happened.

She shouldn't be talking at all cause she is busy. Dad can talk still though.

"Don't talk with your mouth full!"

Mom: Mmmm mm Mmm mmmm mm.

Some things will never be unseen....this is one of those things. Sorry OP

Why on earth would they think that's okay?

They don't that's why it was attempted stealthily

Especially on a plane ride? With other people around?! Wtf

i love it when prrofile pictures match comments

They didn't think it's okay on Earth, hence it happened on a plane

#27 your profile pic and my profile pic should be friends. Love supernatural.

yeah theres a whole row behind them who also have a fair view of whats going on

#56 and #29, can I join in this Supernatural friendship? haha I love it!

Wowzers! Sorry man. I don't know what I'd do to get that memory erased if I was you. If you're old enough to drink it away go for it. One forget me shot away from bliss.