Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my dad accused me of being illiterate when I used a word he'd never heard of, saying it sounded like lazy slang, and that it wasn't a real word. He then yelled at me for being a "smartass who's always right" when I read aloud the definition from his 1978 copy of Webster's dictionary. Guess he's not enthused. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
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quontag 15
Now I feel stupid.
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Well look at that, FML just helped me increase my vocabulary.
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Comments (191)
seandoc 13
You should consider investing in a dictionary for Christmas!
sens3sfailing 25
But...she knew it already...
laden_swallow09 35
She did, yes. HE didn't, though. She would be investing in the dictionary for HIM. I would love to get a big, fancy dictionary for Christmas, but then again, I wouldn't get pissy and lash out at my girlfriend if she used a word I haven't heard, before. So… I suppose that would only add even more insult, even if it's only perceived. Not a good idea, after all.
sens3sfailing 25
I was saying it because they didn't specify it being for the boyfriend, just a lil joke there buddy...
thelinlinx3 10
I bet many people had to look up the word vapid.
Abbeygale 8
Surely I can't be the only one here who has no idea what vapid is or means?
chinchily 12
vapid: lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: OR without liveliness or spirit
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
29-...Thank you c:
zero91 4
15 , you are not alone . i do not know either till 29 explain it
dalink 24
Read more. Post less.
tj5810 21
My thoughts, exactly.
l23VIVE 17
Do you know what Fickle means?
MrSassypants 34
You know what else is now a made up word? Fipple. Just kidding; it is. Actually, it isn't. Wait, it is. No, it's not. Though, it is. Now some of you want to look it up, huh?
MrSassypants 34
Not* instead of now.
mbuck87 19
You were right before you corrected yourself?
seandoc 13
No, he wasn't. He was referring to the first now in the comment.
SweetheartSusie 20
I fear the English Language is a dying form. I used the word 'Crux' in a sentence once and then spent more time explaining that it was a real word, in the dictionary, then I did using it. In the end I had to physically get out a dictionary and show them the word.
xxmollyxx 25
*Horcrux
fordneagles 34
*than I did using it.
CharresBarkrey 16
"I fear the English language is a dying form." Ohhh the irony that follows that statement.
docscientist 10
People sure are getting loose with the definition of irony...
MeLikeBigBoom 8
New Christmas present idea, A dictionary, great stocking stuffer...
imaginger1 4
Maybe get him a dictionary for Christmas? :D
imaginger1 4
Maybe get him a dictionary for Christmas? :D
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I bet you feel stupad... What? It's a real word! sorta :3
krysxkatastrophe 14
In that case, he is vapid.
happle 21
That doesn't really make sense..
kxxjoejoexxk 8
That cookie was very vapid....