Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
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quontag 15
Now I feel stupid.
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Well look at that, FML just helped me increase my vocabulary.
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Comments (191)
xzanex 22
You need a new boyfriend
barefootchic 6
Why are so many in favor of her dumping him over this? I didn't know it was standard to toss someone to the curb because of vocabulary. In his defense, it's an odd-sounding word.
rockstar362 8
That's what I'm sayin *high-five*
cuponoodles34 10
smack that man w a dictionary!!!!!!
BusyBee427 7
Story of my life lol
SillyGirl4602 23
He is probable just insecure op. give him time to cool off and then try talking to him. Tell him you did not intend to make him feel stupid.
barronterrier 3
who is the bigger idiot...him or you for dating a moron?! I pick YOU!!!
SuperDanielNL 23
Find a boyfriend who doesn't have an uneven number of chromosones and you're all set. Don't tolerate stupidity, if you have to be on your toes not to use "big" words it's a major turnoff.
saidoh_fml 26
Ugh I had an ex like that. He went apeshit if i used a word he didn't know, and to make things worse, he would use words like "conversate" and "confusement". Hopefully this was just an isolated thing for the op.
everton99 16
I learned the meaning of the word the first time I listened to These Colours Don't Run by Architects.
amykins11 6
some people are idiots... had a friend accuse me of making up the word hinder...