Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my dad accused me of being illiterate when I used a word he'd never heard of, saying it sounded like lazy slang, and that it wasn't a real word. He then yelled at me for being a "smartass who's always right" when I read aloud the definition from his 1978 copy of Webster's dictionary. Guess he's not enthused. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
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quontag 15
Now I feel stupid.
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Well look at that, FML just helped me increase my vocabulary.
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Comments (191)
timberwolf408 7
time to upgrade miss... you deserve it!
redmnky21 8
irregardless maybe you should use words not normally used irregularly in non semantics
laden_swallow09 35
I find your use of "irregardless" somewhat ironic. lol Sure, it's a word NOW, but only through repeated misuse. Double-negative argument, you understand.
varlso1 2
awkward when you try to sound smart but you use "irregardless", which is not a word.
sunkissedluster 20
irregardless IS a word, ****** grammer nazi
laden_swallow09 35
That's when you pull out a dictionary or an appropriate phone App and look it up for him.
MuseFan1991 14
iv had this exact same argument! turns out i was pronouncing it wrong. i was saying it as if it rhymed with rapid, when in fact it's pronounced vay-pid. at least, it is in the UK, not sure about across the pond
noremac5 4
Try having to constantly explain what the words "insipid" and "vague" mean. That becomes tiresome.
chryses 3
pick your audience
winkydog4056 16
He only got upset because his last girlfriend told him he was vapid in bed.
patrickalamo 48
This is why my kids and I have the word of the week... Serendipity this week....
robocock19 2
It's your fault you had to know he was stupid when the relationship started
cbayley 1
I don't know what that means either