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At least you didn't drop the soap.
What's with all of the bathroom mishaps lately?
today while in the shower I got a little bruise. FML! that is laaammmeee
at least it wasn't thousands of ants like that other fml
Rey, I was thinking that, too. Some people need chaperones in there and maybe a safety seat.
YDI for not letting the spider take a shower with you.
In Soviet Russia, wall rams YOU!
37 I'd take a shower with :)
http://cheekyrevenge.com/hayley/index.php?id=8a0b3d00e9901d6c88f026809de28c20
ok so **** your life becouse you got a owie your retarded
44 just made my day. And I also almost pissed my pants.
29 is right! These recent shower related injuries are too dangerous to be left unchecked! I volunteer to moniter these ladies showering activities to ensure their safe completion of daily hygenics! I shall begin with 29, don't be shy I am here for your safety!
who the hell would need a helmet and safety goggles in a shower?
at least it wasn't a brown recluse or black widow. and if it was...AT LEAST YA DIDNT GET BIT...
11 wins
bug karma much?
omfg #1 ftw! and at least u killed the spider
Spiders help eat pests
5 and 11 don't get their posts deleted, but I made a post here with the word •ss in it along with the other 100 words and it got deleted
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ToxicKittieh you are my new hero
71- in soviet Russia you'd be shot for talking about what soviet russia was like
hahah, #5.
well at least u got the spider, I would go through a lot to get a spider out of my house
damn haha that sucks
theres a lot of hot chicks on fml. especially 92 and 37
thanks, bobby lol.
thank you(: haha
third!!!! not
not first!
mee tooo. :/
a common house spider won't do anything to you
yeah. how did u manage to hit your head
Skill
haha!
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.
Sir your comment reminded me of that episode of Family Guy were Peter and his family have to flee to the South because a killer is after Chris.That's the one were the racoon jumps out of Peters revolver lmao
Family Guy Rules!
Sorry Towelie, I was up for about 36 straight and just flat out crashed. You can only live on redbull for so long.
Yes Family Guy is one of the funniest shows on today.....Peanut Butter Jelly time everyone!!!
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At least you didn't drop the soap.
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.