Animals: Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Monday 15 March 2010 1:29

At least you didn't drop the soap.

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dssportzfreak93 4

Monday 15 March 2010 4:20

i'm not afraid of spiders but one year there was a daddy longleg in my shower and i saw it up in the corner. while i was washing the shampoo out of my hair i had my eyes closed and then when i opened them, the spider was dangling 3 inches away from my face from a little web. haha it jumped me so much that i fell out of the shower and hit my head on our toilet... won't ever forget it either