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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Courtney - 12/11/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML

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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:49

you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

dayrin7 4

Monday 24 August 2009 12:16

hehe i least you made it in XD

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heatrider986 1

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:38

sorry, but that was funny

xenomorph 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:11

And how did you survive?

Sindy_fml 4

Monday 2 November 2009 1:47

LOL

xxxNataliexxx 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:53

It is apmethig to be excited about bit cracking your head open? Ouch Fyl

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:10

and youre not dead?

duhh10 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:16

FYL simply because I would totally do the same thing!! LOL. I'm a dork :|

haggymypants 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:56

DUMBASS .

Luisb1992_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:07

Haha

Mikayla1998 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:16

Feel better I hope Ur ok :P

brian345 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:21

well did you make it

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