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By  cynicallysenecal  |  7

When I used to work take-out in a restaurant I would remember ppl based on their orders and used to write things "chick who doesn't tip and wears blue lipstick," "the pregnant one," "lady who likes extra bread but always is dieting."

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By  furry_fml  |  27

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By  cynicallysenecal  |  7

When I used to work take-out in a restaurant I would remember ppl based on their orders and used to write things "chick who doesn't tip and wears blue lipstick," "the pregnant one," "lady who likes extra bread but always is dieting."

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  perdix  |  7

She doesn't remember his name. She only knows him as the nerdy guy with a bad haircut. With his steady diet of Chesseburger, fries and Coke, he's soon going to be Obese, Diabetic Nerdy Guy with a Bad Haircut and Rotting Teeth. Paradoxically, the better the beautiful waitress gets to know you, the more unattractive you'll become.

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  kukopia  |  7

Perhaps he has money, but obviously not the brains to spend some of it on a hair stylist. Through years of trial and error, I've confirmed that my hair NEEDs a stylist to do it right. To short and it stands up on top. To long and it gets wavy in odd places. My stylist explained my options for my hair type and how long I want it. Stylists are also much better at explaining which products to buy and how to use them.

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