By Erin - 10/05/2016 02:18 - United States - Springfield

Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
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Higamalia 19
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I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p

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Waschlappen 23
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So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..

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SkoomaKi 27
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Look at the bright side - every time you fart it'll sound like a little gust of wind.

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thedebater 6
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then OP should try not to fart

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thatonechicksaid 12
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omg I'm going to hell for saying this but it made my day

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Phantomsnake 10
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It's okay, you can tell us.

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PingusTheDingus 31
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Well that's a load of ass.

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Higamalia 19
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I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p

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whysobeachy 37
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Imagine if OP fell onto it while it was standing. That way, OP would have to tell the folk at the hospital that she "slipped and fell" on it. That'd be a whole another FML.

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Higamalia 19
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Talk about IN-ception haha

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epost1 13
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Rest in peace, Erin.

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399 41
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FYL OP and that must of hurt :(.

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Colon_Man 17
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I'm not going to be able to walk comfortably for the rest of the day. The crack, because of surgery, and eyeball stuff... just... *dry heave*

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Colon_Man 17
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Punched, poked, needles, sand - anything going into or damaging the eyes.

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whysobeachy 37
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I don't think OP mentioned anything about her eyeballs.

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Colon_Man 17
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Never said she did. I added it as one of my own bad things to happen. Some people can't handle needles or blood. Some puke at the mention of the word puke. I don't know. Maybe my English is broken. I'll take it to the shop tomorrow.

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tomvertigo 17
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You are the combination of my two friends - one a premie with an artificial ass and one petrified of anything eye related. He gets freaked out knowing when people have contacts in!

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ssnow_fml 20
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At least it didn't go up your butt. Just split the crack that was already split.

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Waschlappen 23
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So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..

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askullnamedbilly 33

If you didn't already, go see a doctor. Due to the proximity of your waste disposal channel, you could get some pretty nasty infections down there.

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