Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
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Higamalia
| 19
I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p
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Waschlappen
| 23
So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Look at the bright side - every time you fart it'll sound like a little gust of wind.
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thedebater
| 5
then OP should try not to fart
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thatonechicksaid
| 12
omg I'm going to hell for saying this but it made my day
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Phantomsnake
| 10
It's okay, you can tell us.
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PingusTheDingus
| 31
Well that's a load of ass.
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Higamalia
| 19
I reeeeally hope you landed on it sideways and not when it was standing straight up. That could have ended much, much worse...talk about a close shave :p
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whysobeachy
| 37
Imagine if OP fell onto it while it was standing. That way, OP would have to tell the folk at the hospital that she "slipped and fell" on it. That'd be a whole another FML.
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Higamalia
| 19
Talk about IN-ception haha
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epost1
| 13
Rest in peace, Erin.
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399
| 41
FYL OP and that must of hurt :(.
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Dick_diamond
| 22
Must've!!!
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Nygma
| 14
*must have
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Colon_Man
| 17
I'm not going to be able to walk comfortably for the rest of the day.
The crack, because of surgery, and eyeball stuff... just... *dry heave*
The crack, because of surgery, and eyeball stuff... just... *dry heave*
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whysobeachy
| 37
eyeball stuff?
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Colon_Man
| 17
Punched, poked, needles, sand - anything going into or damaging the eyes.
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whysobeachy
| 37
I don't think OP mentioned anything about her eyeballs.
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Colon_Man
| 17
Never said she did. I added it as one of my own bad things to happen.
Some people can't handle needles or blood. Some puke at the mention of the word puke.
I don't know. Maybe my English is broken. I'll take it to the shop tomorrow.
Some people can't handle needles or blood. Some puke at the mention of the word puke.
I don't know. Maybe my English is broken. I'll take it to the shop tomorrow.
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tomvertigo
| 17
You are the combination of my two friends - one a premie with an artificial ass and one petrified of anything eye related. He gets freaked out knowing when people have contacts in!
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ssnow_fml
| 20
At least it didn't go up your butt. Just split the crack that was already split.
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Waschlappen
| 23
So it is actually possible to just fall onto random objects with your anus. I need to give all the people going to the ER with stuff up their rectum the benefit of a doubt now..
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askullnamedbilly
| 33
If you didn't already, go see a doctor. Due to the proximity of your waste disposal channel, you could get some pretty nasty infections down there.