Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
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Xquisite1
| 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
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jonathanje2
| 0
That's soo pro...
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KelpForBrains
| 0
As pro as number 1's comment.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
OP has catlike reflexes. Show some respect.
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TheMaster15
| 10
For real. If that were me, my reaction would be about 16.3 minutes late. OP is pro.
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Teehee2
| 0
I would jump the bubblegum popper.
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bfrench95
| 0
Who chews gum in the damn showers? Dafuq?
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jbaby69
| 0
AHHHHH GUM!!!!! D:
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MagicallyFat
| 12
I read "popping" as pooping… could have been much worse OP you could have pooped yourself
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cookie_3008
| 4
Well, aren't you a bit skiddish?... Can't imagine what your reaction was during the fireworks for New Years. ^_^
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danny1023
| 0
I really like ops user name lol
Creative
Creative
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MrLookAtThere
| 10
Stop this gibber gabber, that was no bubble gum, that popping sound was your dignity bursting
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Trainwizard
| 1
"And so I'm singing in the shower Ooooh I'm singing in thHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJESUS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!?"
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Xquisite1
| 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
No but bleeding profusely is just as good.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
"Leaving a SMALL GASH".
Not exactly profuse bleeding.
Not exactly profuse bleeding.
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FMtechL
| 0
But that's how I get half my dates...
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ClassyCommando
| 13
How in the fuck do you get the other half?
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GoW_Chick
| 14
23- that's true but don't head wounds bleed out more than others?
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testthecoal
| 5
Candy, compliments, and roofies.
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ClassyCommando
| 13
...not necessarily in that order;)
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
55- Head wounds bleed like crazy, they usually look a helluva lot worse then they actually are due to being very vascular.
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planetsmurf
| 6
82-not always has it also depends on what the OP considers a small gash, there is no universal measurement for small. And the OP never mentioned alot of blood which I would think would have been a point to make in the story
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bitchesbecrazy2
| 4
55 - I'm pretty sure I've played gears with you before
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DontModMeDammit
| 10
I would just think someone is napping someone with a towel...
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ClassyCommando
| 13
Yeah, who the hell is this "Bubbles" guy anyway? I hear he gets mad dome.
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eyeIoveyou
| 4
wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby was taking a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!
wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Anyone else noticed 3 said napping instead of snapping, confused the hell out of me I mean why would someone be sleeping with a towel or is that some sort of new weird fetish I haven't discovered yet?
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aurynforever
| 11
I thought bubbles was a chimp.
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YaboyVinnie
| 21
Pop! Bubble and brains open.
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
Who blows bubbles in the shower? No no your coach was getting a little extra treatment from a cheerleader and his old wood couldn't take it.
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neal001
| 0
Tell thoose kids stop making dangerous noises.
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ImInYourFACEbook
| 8
Hey 4, your comment reminded me of Bubblicious Bursts!
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madiishuman
| 0
That blows. Lol.
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fuckoffbabe
| 3
I see what you did there.
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Liimitless
| 6
I have no fucking clue what he was doing there. Enlighten me.
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madiishuman
| 0
It's just a shitty pun lol. I enjoy puns.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
72 You a see a picture of a woman and the first thing that pops into your head is the commenter being a 'he'? Right...
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Liimitless
| 6
I meant she but forgot the s whn I typed it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud
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wilbiepig_fml
| 0
Blows.. blowing bubbles.. get it?
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JumbledGirl
| 2
Popping gum is quite startling sometimes
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linnybear831
| 4
Haha I would have probably done the same thing! *high fives*
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flockz
| 19
did you just high five yourself?
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Sniperkid07
| 6
I'm pretty sure he did because it's just me and you here, and it sure as hell wasn't me....
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Sweenygirl15
| 0
Did you ask for some gum?
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CalCommando
| 6
Squid move.
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Buzzy123
| 7
I would rather someone blowing me then that gum..
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ClassyCommando
| 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
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Sniperkid07
| 6
Do you really..... Because I don't.
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CoachBangWhore
| 5
You sick fuck
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Sniperkid07
| 6
Me or 10?