As pro as number 1's comment.

OP has catlike reflexes. Show some respect.

For real. If that were me, my reaction would be about 16.3 minutes late. OP is pro.

I would jump the bubblegum popper.

Who chews gum in the damn showers? Dafuq?

AHHHHH GUM!!!!! D:

I read "popping" as pooping… could have been much worse OP you could have pooped yourself

Well, aren't you a bit skiddish?... Can't imagine what your reaction was during the fireworks for New Years. ^_^

I really like ops user name lol Creative

Stop this gibber gabber, that was no bubble gum, that popping sound was your dignity bursting

"And so I'm singing in the shower Ooooh I'm singing in thHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJESUS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!?"

No but bleeding profusely is just as good.

"Leaving a SMALL GASH". Not exactly profuse bleeding.

But that's how I get half my dates...

How in the fuck do you get the other half?

23- that's true but don't head wounds bleed out more than others?

Candy, compliments, and roofies.

...not necessarily in that order;)

55- Head wounds bleed like crazy, they usually look a helluva lot worse then they actually are due to being very vascular.

82-not always has it also depends on what the OP considers a small gash, there is no universal measurement for small. And the OP never mentioned alot of blood which I would think would have been a point to make in the story

55 - I'm pretty sure I've played gears with you before

Yeah, who the hell is this "Bubbles" guy anyway? I hear he gets mad dome.

wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby was taking a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!

Anyone else noticed 3 said napping instead of snapping, confused the hell out of me I mean why would someone be sleeping with a towel or is that some sort of new weird fetish I haven't discovered yet?

I thought bubbles was a chimp.

Who blows bubbles in the shower? No no your coach was getting a little extra treatment from a cheerleader and his old wood couldn't take it.

Tell thoose kids stop making dangerous noises.

Hey 4, your comment reminded me of Bubblicious Bursts!

I see what you did there.

I have no fucking clue what he was doing there. Enlighten me.

It's just a shitty pun lol. I enjoy puns.

72 You a see a picture of a woman and the first thing that pops into your head is the commenter being a 'he'? Right...

I meant she but forgot the s whn I typed it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud

Blows.. blowing bubbles.. get it?

did you just high five yourself?

I'm pretty sure he did because it's just me and you here, and it sure as hell wasn't me....

In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.

Do you really..... Because I don't.

You sick fuck

Me or 10?