FML : Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower...

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Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon O'Mous / Monday 2 January 2012 15:38 / United States

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By Xquisite1 | 28

#3821016 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:53

At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.

By ClassyCommando | 13

#3821217 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:24

In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.

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By jonathanje2 | 0

#3821015 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:53

That's soo pro...

KelpForBrains | 0

#3821083 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:03

As pro as number 1's comment.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821092 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:05

OP has catlike reflexes. Show some respect.

TheMaster15 | 10

#3821618 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:06

For real. If that were me, my reaction would be about 16.3 minutes late. OP is pro.

Teehee2 | 0

#3821620 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:07

I would jump the bubblegum popper.

bfrench95 | 0

#3821656 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:24

Who chews gum in the damn showers? Dafuq?

jbaby69 | 0

#3821697 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:48

AHHHHH GUM!!!!! D:

MagicallyFat | 12

#3821703 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:49

I read "popping" as pooping… could have been much worse OP you could have pooped yourself

cookie_3008 | 4

#3821732 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:08

Well, aren't you a bit skiddish?... Can't imagine what your reaction was during the fireworks for New Years. ^_^

danny1023 | 0

#3821925 - Monday 2 January 2012 11:28

I really like ops user name lol Creative

MrLookAtThere | 10

#3822196 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:51

Stop this gibber gabber, that was no bubble gum, that popping sound was your dignity bursting

Trainwizard | 1

#4693370 - Monday 16 July 2012 05:15

"And so I'm singing in the shower Ooooh I'm singing in thHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJESUS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?!?"

By Xquisite1 | 28

#3821016 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:53

At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.

BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3821140 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:10

No but bleeding profusely is just as good.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821154 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:12

"Leaving a SMALL GASH". Not exactly profuse bleeding.

FMtechL | 0

#3821340 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:47

But that's how I get half my dates...

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821381 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:55

How in the fuck do you get the other half?

GoW_Chick | 14

#3821518 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:32

23- that's true but don't head wounds bleed out more than others?

testthecoal | 5

#3821521 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:32

Candy, compliments, and roofies.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821553 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:40

...not necessarily in that order;)

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#3821737 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:10

55- Head wounds bleed like crazy, they usually look a helluva lot worse then they actually are due to being very vascular.

planetsmurf | 6

#3821816 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:35

82-not always has it also depends on what the OP considers a small gash, there is no universal measurement for small. And the OP never mentioned alot of blood which I would think would have been a point to make in the story

bitchesbecrazy2 | 4

#3822019 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:23

55 - I'm pretty sure I've played gears with you before

By DontModMeDammit | 10

#3821023 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:53

I would just think someone is napping someone with a towel...

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821242 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:29

Yeah, who the hell is this "Bubbles" guy anyway? I hear he gets mad dome.

eyeIoveyou | 4

#3821426 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:06

wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby was taking a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!

GoW_Chick | 14

#3821506 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:28

Anyone else noticed 3 said napping instead of snapping, confused the hell out of me I mean why would someone be sleeping with a towel or is that some sort of new weird fetish I haven't discovered yet?

aurynforever | 8

#3821539 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:38

I thought bubbles was a chimp.

By YaboyVinnie | 17

#3821025 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:53

Pop! Bubble and brains open.

YayFlameWarz | 9

#3821488 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:22

Who blows bubbles in the shower? No no your coach was getting a little extra treatment from a cheerleader and his old wood couldn't take it.

neal001 | 0

#3821754 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:17

Tell thoose kids stop making dangerous noises.

ImInYourFACEbook | 8

#3822021 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:23

Hey 4, your comment reminded me of Bubblicious Bursts!

By madiishuman | 0

#3821028 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:54

That blows. Lol.

fuckoffbabe | 3

#3821610 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:02

I see what you did there.

Liimitless | 6

#3821634 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:15

I have no fucking clue what he was doing there. Enlighten me.

madiishuman | 0

#3821651 - Monday 2 January 2012 09:22

It's just a shitty pun lol. I enjoy puns.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3821824 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:38

72 You a see a picture of a woman and the first thing that pops into your head is the commenter being a 'he'? Right...

Liimitless | 6

#3821833 - Monday 2 January 2012 10:40

I meant she but forgot the s whn I typed it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud

wilbiepig_fml | 0

#3827697 - Wednesday 4 January 2012 05:32

Blows.. blowing bubbles.. get it?

By JumbledGirl | 2

#3821033 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:54

Popping gum is quite startling sometimes

By linnybear831 | 4

#3821041 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:56

Haha I would have probably done the same thing! *high fives*

flockz | 19

#3821416 - Monday 2 January 2012 08:04

did you just high five yourself?

Sniperkid07 | 6

#3821931 - Monday 2 January 2012 11:29

I'm pretty sure he did because it's just me and you here, and it sure as hell wasn't me....

By Sweenygirl15 | 0

#3821046 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:56

Did you ask for some gum?

By CalCommando | 6

#3821063 - Monday 2 January 2012 06:59

Squid move.

By Buzzy123 | 7

#3821079 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:01

I would rather someone blowing me then that gum..

ClassyCommando | 13

#3821217 - Monday 2 January 2012 07:24

In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.

Sniperkid07 | 6

#3821935 - Monday 2 January 2012 11:31

Do you really..... Because I don't.

CoachBangWhore | 5

#3822176 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:46

You sick fuck

Sniperkid07 | 6

#3823920 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 10:17

Me or 10?

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