By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 585
You deserved it 5 696

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Xquisite1 28

At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.

In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.


OP has catlike reflexes. Show some respect.

For real. If that were me, my reaction would be about 16.3 minutes late. OP is pro.

bfrench95 0

Who chews gum in the damn showers? Dafuq?

I read "popping" as pooping… could have been much worse OP you could have pooped yourself

cookie_3008 4

Well, aren't you a bit skiddish?... Can't imagine what your reaction was during the fireworks for New Years. ^_^

I really like ops user name lol Creative

Stop this gibber gabber, that was no bubble gum, that popping sound was your dignity bursting

Trainwizard 1

"And so I'm singing in the shower Ooooh I'm singing in thHOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFJESUS WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?!?!?"

Xquisite1 28

At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

No but bleeding profusely is just as good.

"Leaving a SMALL GASH". Not exactly profuse bleeding.

FMtechL 0

But that's how I get half my dates...

How in the **** do you get the other half?

GoW_Chick 14

23- that's true but don't head wounds bleed out more than others?

testthecoal 5

Candy, compliments, and roofies.

55- Head wounds bleed like crazy, they usually look a helluva lot worse then they actually are due to being very vascular.

82-not always has it also depends on what the OP considers a small gash, there is no universal measurement for small. And the OP never mentioned alot of blood which I would think would have been a point to make in the story

55 - I'm pretty sure I've played gears with you before

DontModMeDammit 10

I would just think someone is napping someone with a towel...

Yeah, who the hell is this "Bubbles" guy anyway? I hear he gets mad dome.

eyeIoveyou 4

wanna hear a clean joke? Bobby was taking a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man!

GoW_Chick 14

Anyone else noticed 3 said napping instead of snapping, confused the hell out of me I mean why would someone be sleeping with a towel or is that some sort of new weird fetish I haven't discovered yet?

aurynforever 14

I thought bubbles was a chimp.

Who blows bubbles in the shower? No no your coach was getting a little extra treatment from a cheerleader and his old wood couldn't take it.

Tell thoose kids stop making dangerous noises.

Hey 4, your comment reminded me of Bubblicious Bursts!

fuckoffbabe 3

I have no ******* clue what he was doing there. Enlighten me.

madiishuman 0

It's just a shitty pun lol. I enjoy puns.

72 You a see a picture of a woman and the first thing that pops into your head is the commenter being a 'he'? Right...

I meant she but forgot the s whn I typed it. Sorry if I hurt your feelings bud

Popping gum is quite startling sometimes

Haha I would have probably done the same thing! *high fives*

flockz 19

did you just high five yourself?

I'm pretty sure he did because it's just me and you here, and it sure as hell wasn't me....