lol life is a bitch ain't it? did something awesome only to get rick rolled all the way back to the bottom. Anyways FYL for falling and cracking your skull but YDI for not getting an anti-slip mat. Probably everyone has it including me.

I call bullshit... if you really did crack your head open, you would probably be in the ER, not at a computer, no?

if you cracke dyour head open you would not waste your time on computers and get some serious medical help. GOD THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE

its alright you made the shot.. thats all that matters :)

I'm the OP, and yes, I cracked my head open. everything here is true. I have a shower mat, it just happens to be very small. I bought a larger one after this. and unused_account is right. I didn't post this day of. I posted it after I got out of the hospital, but FML makes you say "today" at the beginning.

lol dont get too excited anymore :P

LOL

I just have to point out as a pre-med student that if you cracked your head open today, you wouldn't be writing this today. You'd be passed out in a hospital hooked up to various machinery. This is either very fake or very exaggerated.

HA! At first I misread the part where "thunk was written" and thought it said "a successful Thank you." ha that was funny. #91 - All FML's start out with "today," and end with "fml." They probably wrote the FML after the whole ordeal. :-S

That just made my day! I can just picture it ( in a non-creepy perv way )