Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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Top comments
Ozmat 0
ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
Lounia_fml 8
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?
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Comments (54)
Troll1 0
you're a big girl aintcha !
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why don't people know not to make that assumption? You're a kind person for lying because the truth would've left both of you feeling awful. FYL though for being insecure. Do what you have to do in order to feel good about yourself, doesn't matter if it's therapy or exercise.
omgpplthesedays 0
I don't get why peoples comments can't be like yours! I mean wtf would you lose from being damn polite?!
HAyourfunny 0
after you said 4months you could have been like and when are you due? ^_^ plus I think it's a horrible question to ask a random stranger when they are due because your setting yourself up for a "WTF I'm not pregnant!" just sayin
Chanayaa 0
I strongly agree on that.
sallen0046 4
So your life is ****** because you lied? Or is it because you're aware you're overweight and are so ashamed of it you feel the need to lie to perfect strangers? Either way, you deserve it.
saleha97 4
because she's so fat that people think she is pregnant.
heyimzim 4
haha thats funny. OP's name is liar liar
stro88 6
doesn't mean you're fat. maybe she just thought since you're in the baby section that you were in your early months.
lovepinkandzombi 0
liar liar pants for hire - Patrick star
CrystalClearly 8
plants for hire
squeakz 4
ydi could stand for you dumb idiot to.. that's what I thought it meant for a long time
squeakz 4
oops this is a reply @5
AnagenisisZagus 13
Baka.
seximexi911 10
haha kind of reminds me when a homeless man walked up to my best friend telling her she shouldn't be smoking cigs if shes prego, then he proceded to rub her belly and ask for change. she's not pregnant, and of course I couldn't help but laugh, mostly bc I couldn't believe he just said that haha