By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Ozmat 0

ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful

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Lounia_fml 8

I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Why don't people know not to make that assumption? You're a kind person for lying because the truth would've left both of you feeling awful. FYL though for being insecure. Do what you have to do in order to feel good about yourself, doesn't matter if it's therapy or exercise.

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omgpplthesedays 0

I don't get why peoples comments can't be like yours! I mean wtf would you lose from being damn polite?!

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HAyourfunny 0

after you said 4months you could have been like and when are you due? ^_^ plus I think it's a horrible question to ask a random stranger when they are due because your setting yourself up for a "WTF I'm not pregnant!" just sayin

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sallen0046 4

So your life is ****** because you lied? Or is it because you're aware you're overweight and are so ashamed of it you feel the need to lie to perfect strangers? Either way, you deserve it.

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saleha97 4

because she's so fat that people think she is pregnant.

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heyimzim 4

haha thats funny. OP's name is liar liar

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stro88 6

doesn't mean you're fat. maybe she just thought since you're in the baby section that you were in your early months.

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squeakz 4

ydi could stand for you dumb idiot to.. that's what I thought it meant for a long time

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seximexi911 10

haha kind of reminds me when a homeless man walked up to my best friend telling her she shouldn't be smoking cigs if shes prego, then he proceded to rub her belly and ask for change. she's not pregnant, and of course I couldn't help but laugh, mostly bc I couldn't believe he just said that haha

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