Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I told a coworker I loved her cute baby bump, and asked when 'the little guy' was due. She glared at me and said, “I had the baby two months ago. You saw him a month ago, here, in this office.” FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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Top comments
Ozmat 0
ydi for being so self conscious you need to lie, say you're not pregnant and she feels awful
Lounia_fml 8
I'm curious as to why you were in the baby department if you're not pregnant?
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Comments (54)
RUSH777 0
Oh hai Gerard.
slsrox1298 0
she probs asked that cuz ur a WOMAN in a BABY section...
gusgus36 5
uhhh rude of her and dumb of you! if anyone ever said that to me I would make it really awkward for them and just be like "... due for what..."
regine22joy 0
Well why were you shopping in the baby department in the first place? it's not because you're fat, it's because you were there. and 66, you shouldn't be talking, judging from your picture.
adam218 0
hahaha even the fat ass knows she is huge
InsaneGenius 0
I once asked a girl I knew when her baby was due because I knew for sure she was pregnant. I didn't expect her answer, "I already had the baby." After that, I realized it's better not to say anything at all. Maybe OP wants to have a baby, so she was just looking at the baby stuff, wishing; therefore, she could've lied because she wanted to pretend for a moment. She may not be big at all; maybe the lady just asked because they were in the baby Dept.
CJeanne 2
Exactly. Thats what I do too, I simply do not ask if someone is preggers or expecting, it inevitably leads to awkward moments that I just prefer to avoid!
GawZ 0
That, my friend, is a sign that you need to lose weight. Good luck on your journey.
mintcar 10
Thanks. :)
meowmeowwkitty 0
fat?
mintcar 10
Thanks. :)